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Nicked Up 

when your doll or a woman is naked
My doll has no clothes she is nicked up.
She looks good nicked up.
Nicked Up by hookednwiredup February 21, 2011

nicked in the head 

someone who has lost the plot. mild case of insanity. does unexplainable things usually when intoxicated
dave: did you see what tom did last nite

joe: i no i cant believe he tried shagging a tin of beans

dave: hes nicked in the head man, he doesnt know what hes doing after a few beers

Nicked it 

When someone goes and completely crushes your dreams and asperations. Can be applied in any situation but usually used in the game of cards.
"I got four aces!" "well ive got a thousant kings so there" "O man you Nicked it you asshole" "Well thats just how i am an asshole"
Nicked it by NATBAT December 24, 2005

Nicked it 

When attempting to achieve a goal in obtaining sex and failing in the aftermath with always having knowledge that outer sources will know the subject will fail.
"Hey nicks in the room with that girl, lets go see if their doing anything"

"No their just looking at the ceiling holding hands, Man! he nicked it!
Nicked it by ABE THE BABE November 3, 2011

Nicked it 

When you make a rookie mistake in something your really good at.

nicked in the noodle

"my grandma is a bit nicked in the noodle''