To brutalize and rape, sodomize as bad as you can possibly make it, a young, religious virgin woman who was saving herself for marriage.
Named after Senator Bill Napoli in honor of his description for an "acceptable rape" that would merit an exemption from South Dakota's abortion ban.
Not to be confused with the proper noun, which indicates the Italian city.
Named after Senator Bill Napoli in honor of his description for an "acceptable rape" that would merit an exemption from South Dakota's abortion ban.
Not to be confused with the proper noun, which indicates the Italian city.
"Did you hear? Laura's dad totally Napolied her, but according to South Dakota law, she still has to obtain his permission before getting an abortion."
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Get the napoli mug.Last name of a Republican State Senator for South Dakota, who had these words of wisdom to say about acceptable rape exceptions for the state's proposed abortion ban:
"A real-life description to me would be a rape victim, brutally raped, savaged. The girl was a virgin. She was religious. She planned on saving her virginity until she was married. She was brutalized and raped, sodomized as bad as you can possibly make it, and is impregnated. I mean, that girl could be so messed up, physically and psychologically, that carrying that child could very well threaten her life."
These words were spoken by Mr. Napoli during the March 3, 2006 Lehrer Newshour, and a transcript is currently available online, through the show's website.
Mr. Napoli's definition and subsequent advocacy for the abortion ban in South Dakota has also spawned a movement to coin a new word in a similar vein to santorum.
The verb, to "Napoli" or, alternately, to "Napolize", would mean the actual comission of the brutal and heinous act spawned Senator Napoli's elegant imagination, specifically,
Napoli (also: Napolize)(v. trans.) -
"To brutalize and rape, sodomize as bad as you can possibly make it, a young, religious virgin woman who was saving herself for marriage."
The above neologism, in and of itself, would be unsuitable for publication in the UD due to its sexually violent definition. However, it is here presented in a strictly factual context, to explain exactly what Senator Napoli's opinions have wrought upon his reputation.
"A real-life description to me would be a rape victim, brutally raped, savaged. The girl was a virgin. She was religious. She planned on saving her virginity until she was married. She was brutalized and raped, sodomized as bad as you can possibly make it, and is impregnated. I mean, that girl could be so messed up, physically and psychologically, that carrying that child could very well threaten her life."
These words were spoken by Mr. Napoli during the March 3, 2006 Lehrer Newshour, and a transcript is currently available online, through the show's website.
Mr. Napoli's definition and subsequent advocacy for the abortion ban in South Dakota has also spawned a movement to coin a new word in a similar vein to santorum.
The verb, to "Napoli" or, alternately, to "Napolize", would mean the actual comission of the brutal and heinous act spawned Senator Napoli's elegant imagination, specifically,
Napoli (also: Napolize)(v. trans.) -
"To brutalize and rape, sodomize as bad as you can possibly make it, a young, religious virgin woman who was saving herself for marriage."
The above neologism, in and of itself, would be unsuitable for publication in the UD due to its sexually violent definition. However, it is here presented in a strictly factual context, to explain exactly what Senator Napoli's opinions have wrought upon his reputation.
Have you heard about that fellow, Bill Napoli? He's something of a celebrity these days, but not in a good way. He went on the Lehrer newshour and implied that if you were neither dying, nor virginal, you had no business obtaining an abortion.
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1. NAGOOGEN: someone who is everything you can look for in a person. to be a nagoogen is to be the most amazing thing to ever grace the planet next to a dinosaur.
2. NAGOOG: when someone is screwing you over, spoiling your mood, or doing something surprising/unexpected.
3. NAGOOG-A-PALOOZA: off-the-chain party, best time of your life, to dance at a shindig with no boundaries.
2. NAGOOG: when someone is screwing you over, spoiling your mood, or doing something surprising/unexpected.
3. NAGOOG-A-PALOOZA: off-the-chain party, best time of your life, to dance at a shindig with no boundaries.
1. damn, look at tim, he's such a nagoogen today.
2. oh no you did not just nagoog me over, did you?
3. i just went to a nagoog-a-palooza and danced until me feet fell off.
2. oh no you did not just nagoog me over, did you?
3. i just went to a nagoog-a-palooza and danced until me feet fell off.
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Function: verb
Inflected Form(s): napolied
Pronunciation: nA'poli
1. To brutalize and rape, sodomize as bad as you can possibly make it, a young, religious virgin woman who was saving herself for marriage.
2. To hella rape somebody.
Etymology: From State Senator Bill Napoli's (R-SD) description of an acceptable rape that would merit an exception from South Dakota's abortion ban, as reported on PBS's March 3, 2006 transcript of NewsHour With Jim Lehrer.
Function: verb
Inflected Form(s): napolied
Pronunciation: nA'poli
1. To brutalize and rape, sodomize as bad as you can possibly make it, a young, religious virgin woman who was saving herself for marriage.
2. To hella rape somebody.
Etymology: From State Senator Bill Napoli's (R-SD) description of an acceptable rape that would merit an exception from South Dakota's abortion ban, as reported on PBS's March 3, 2006 transcript of NewsHour With Jim Lehrer.
"Did you hear? Laura's dad totally napolied her, but according to Utah law, she still has to obtain his permission before getting an abortion."
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Small men in stature that feel that they are considered less than the average sized men who are larger in girth and height; thusly causing themselves to continually display their machisimosims in order to prove their worth and maintain an illusion of "larger than life".
Small men in stature that feel that they are considered less than the average sized men who are larger in girth and height; thusly causing themselves to continually display their machisimosims in order to prove their worth and maintain an illusion of "larger than life".
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Get the Napolean Complex mug.A torturously funny film that is amazingly accurate in its portrayal of life in a Mormon town. Most of the smaller towns in the Rocky-mountian west are predominantly Mormon.
Although it doesn't say it in the movie, Napoleon is a Mormon kid.
The clues are everywhere. His "Ricks College" t-shirt is a dead give away. Ricks College is a Mormon school, (now called BYU Idaho). The second-hand store where Napoleon shops is one store in a whole chain of stores scattered throughout Utah, Idaho, Arizona and Nevada called "Deseret Industries", (pronounced Des..err...et) or "DI" for short, and is owned and operated by the Mormon Church.
Napoleon talks about scout camp. The Boy Scout program is almost single-handedly run by the Mormon (LDS) Church in the west, and is a very significant part of their development program for boys. The director and his co-writer wife are Mormon, so is the actor who plays Napoleon. Most of the cast/crew are from Brigham Young University, (BYU)and most of the cool words that Napoleon uses like flip and gosh have been used by Mormon kids for decades.
Even the liger has roots in growing up in the Mormon west...the liger was a real half-lion half-tiger that actually lived for many years at the Hogle Zoo in Salt Lake City, and is well known to legions of Mormon kids who went to Hogle Zoo on field trips. After it died it was stuffed and mounted and is still on display at the zoo.
Though no-fault of the director, (the film is loosely based on his life in Preston) much of the deeply subtle humor in the movie is only caught by those familiar with Mormon culture. Napoleons clothes and the furniture in his house for instance, are all "total DI".
All in all, a "funny as heck" movie that can be enjoyed by all and is well worth seeing whoever and whatever you are.
Although it doesn't say it in the movie, Napoleon is a Mormon kid.
The clues are everywhere. His "Ricks College" t-shirt is a dead give away. Ricks College is a Mormon school, (now called BYU Idaho). The second-hand store where Napoleon shops is one store in a whole chain of stores scattered throughout Utah, Idaho, Arizona and Nevada called "Deseret Industries", (pronounced Des..err...et) or "DI" for short, and is owned and operated by the Mormon Church.
Napoleon talks about scout camp. The Boy Scout program is almost single-handedly run by the Mormon (LDS) Church in the west, and is a very significant part of their development program for boys. The director and his co-writer wife are Mormon, so is the actor who plays Napoleon. Most of the cast/crew are from Brigham Young University, (BYU)and most of the cool words that Napoleon uses like flip and gosh have been used by Mormon kids for decades.
Even the liger has roots in growing up in the Mormon west...the liger was a real half-lion half-tiger that actually lived for many years at the Hogle Zoo in Salt Lake City, and is well known to legions of Mormon kids who went to Hogle Zoo on field trips. After it died it was stuffed and mounted and is still on display at the zoo.
Though no-fault of the director, (the film is loosely based on his life in Preston) much of the deeply subtle humor in the movie is only caught by those familiar with Mormon culture. Napoleons clothes and the furniture in his house for instance, are all "total DI".
All in all, a "funny as heck" movie that can be enjoyed by all and is well worth seeing whoever and whatever you are.
"Fetch! Napoleon Dynamite is one saaweeet flick. I can't wait till my older brother gets home from his mission to see it...he's gonna laugh his flippin' head off."
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