The best college in all the land. A prestigious university where it is easier to make the right choices.

The process of searching a building for an empty bathroom. A successful bowl search typically relieves the frustration of uncomftorably defecating around others, although in less frequent cases the desire to urinate alone is a factor. Bowl searching can be done anywhere although it is most prevelant on college campuses.

The only university where students are not allowed to have sex. Mormon university in Provo, Utah.