n00ser

someone who happens to be a loser and n00bster at the same time.

wes hollingsworth is the ultimate n00ser, trying to get with girls even though he has a girlfriend.

by Caroline Shi and Sasha Mikhailova June 18, 2008

pwn n00bs

A word used by uber nerds who play online games, used to indicate their domination over those new to the game or those with less skill.

Moron:"I'm going to pwn so many n00bs today"
Idiot:"The last time u said that u were the one getting pwned!"
Moron: "Shut up idiot! Are u going to help me pwn some n00bs or not?"

by Mr.Toarster July 25, 2004

n00ds

Same thing as "n00dz"

Meaning: Nude pictures of a real person. Normally a girl.

so_not_a_pedo: Send me some n00ds.
so_not_a_good_target: okeizz!!11!!1 XD

by lmfaosmifc June 20, 2008

n00bsled

A mighty sled comprised of the top-half of a chair, the holy grail of downhill transportation, it will pwn any n00bz in its way. It is forbidden for any pudgeworth to ride this vehicle.

0mFgztz!!11 I will pwn 73h fux0r who stole my n00bsled

by 73h 1337 h4x0r February 6, 2005

n00bshock

When n00bs are offended by older versions of games they have only played the newer versions of.

Larry's hatred of Link to the Past comes from n00bshock. He's only ever played Wind Waker.

by Philip Impwanga January 27, 2008

n00bspeek

Dialect used by non - educated young adults on the internet, typically characterised by the use of words such as "teh," "waht" and "liek" and also characterised by an abundance of typos, such as missing the shift key for punctuation.

N00bspeek: ZOMFG !!!1! teh video is so FAKE lolzwaht a n00b!!!11!!one!!1!eleven!

by Drewbud315 September 3, 2007

n00bsauce

a sauce in which n00b is purayed. if someone is being a n00b and pulls something worthy of a n00b, it was a move of n00bsauce.

guy 1- what did you have for breakfast?
guy 2- i had cereal, but spilled the milk everywhere.
guy 1- so you basically ate n00bsauce?
guy 2- pretty much....

by skierguy1111 January 30, 2008