maturity juice

a beverage also known as alcohol

I need some maturity juice to help me mature faster

by tatomuck1 March 16, 2009

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maturity

n: A word reffering to the slow and painful process by which the human soul dies, and then proceeds to rot. This process ends when someone becomes fully mature, and are thus devoid of all joy and personality.

My dad represents maturity, he works 9 to 5 in a cubicle for 5 days a week. He also respects women, and never tells any racist or crude jokes. That poor bastard...

Mom: "You kids stop having fun this instant! Honestly, you need to be more mature."

by X0cowbell0X January 24, 2011

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maturity

A word that pertains to becoming old and boring.

by Anonymous September 12, 2003

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maturiosity

Maturiosity - Noun - A word which means to be mature or sensible only much much much better in every single way. One is "filled with maturiosity" when one has a moment of great sense of a grown up nature.

e.g.

A - "i'm going to put these strawbs down my bra to create effective storage space"

C - "you thought of such a genius plan because you are filled with great wisdom and maturiosity"

by genii-of-epic-proportions February 10, 2010

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maturity inflation

The increase of the average age to achieve basic financial independence over time. It is similar to currency inflation in that a certain number in one decade is not as valuable in a latter decade.

Maturity inflation rates may vary based on national origin, culture, socioeconomic status, gender, etc.

Back in the 50's, people were adults when they turned 18. In the 90's it was 27, but now days you aren't really an adult until 30. Maturity inflation is a bitch.

by White Egret November 3, 2015

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