Small boring town east of Carbondale , Illinois. More commonly called 'Murphy'. Home of the Murphy Red Devils. The town rivalry is against our college town neighbor, carbondale. Most sports and the band are great. The varsity football team almost always loses. The McDonalds in town has bad food but the one in Jackson Square is nice. Not recommended to live in by anyone.
Carbondale boy: man, i cant' wait to roast Murphysboro in the football game tonight!
Carbondale girl: yeah, me too, we always toast 'em!
Carbondale girl: yeah, me too, we always toast 'em!
by fartenthusiast23 December 6, 2010
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It's used to blatantly lie to your face with a smile. Will use any tactic to better oneself. i.e. " You get a $6,500 tax credit when you buy a used diesel vehicle!" Often used by shady and or questionable salesman. Buyer beware a murphism is coming to a dealership near you.!
"By the way Mr. Jones if you buy this vehicle you will get one free!"
"This car gets 239 miles per gallon, Mrs. Salazar."
Buyer beware of that murphism!
"This car gets 239 miles per gallon, Mrs. Salazar."
Buyer beware of that murphism!
by CG775 March 28, 2010
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Warning: Also populated by dillusional crackheads under the imperssion that they have in fact seen the Big Muddy Monster.
ATTENTION/ATENCION: MOST COMMON KILLER AMONG MURPHYSBORO TEENS IS SMOKING WEED AND TEENAGE PREGNANCY!!
1)Small Shit-Hole in the middle of nowhere.
2)Farm land all around, great for farming and burying dead bodies.
3)Land mines all around from the terrorist attacks that happen very frequently.
4)Only few Arabs in population because most have already done their duty. R.I.P.
5)Wanna be Gangsters with toy guns.
6)Lots of bastards that need their balls cut off.
7)Many girls wanting to cut male's balls off.
8)Few girls saving themselves for marriage.
9)Few girls with proper sandwich making technique.
10)McDonalds is discuting.
11)Multiple high-school garage bands thinking they're hot shit, when not.
12)Multiple Hobos willing to shave your back for a nickle, or dome.
13)Once had a stripper joint named Angels, but is now closed due to the wrinkling of the 80 year old stripper.
14)HOOPSQUAD KILLS!!
15)Football team always loses.
16)Best Resturant is in Neighbor Town, Carbonale. Moe's.
17)Very minumum of tampon brand selection.
18)Smells like souage.
19)Boring.
20)Whores don't have any experience and are insufficient.
Warning: Also populated by dillusional crackheads under the imperssion that they have in fact seen the Big Muddy Monster.
ATTENTION/ATENCION: MOST COMMON KILLER AMONG MURPHYSBORO TEENS IS SMOKING WEED AND TEENAGE PREGNANCY!!
1)Small Shit-Hole in the middle of nowhere.
2)Farm land all around, great for farming and burying dead bodies.
3)Land mines all around from the terrorist attacks that happen very frequently.
4)Only few Arabs in population because most have already done their duty. R.I.P.
5)Wanna be Gangsters with toy guns.
6)Lots of bastards that need their balls cut off.
7)Many girls wanting to cut male's balls off.
8)Few girls saving themselves for marriage.
9)Few girls with proper sandwich making technique.
10)McDonalds is discuting.
11)Multiple high-school garage bands thinking they're hot shit, when not.
12)Multiple Hobos willing to shave your back for a nickle, or dome.
13)Once had a stripper joint named Angels, but is now closed due to the wrinkling of the 80 year old stripper.
14)HOOPSQUAD KILLS!!
15)Football team always loses.
16)Best Resturant is in Neighbor Town, Carbonale. Moe's.
17)Very minumum of tampon brand selection.
18)Smells like souage.
19)Boring.
20)Whores don't have any experience and are insufficient.
Bro 1: Damn, that bitch from the other night from Murphysboro was trashy as hell!! Couldn't even give good dome.
Bro 2: Damn straight, bro. I heard the guys at the club talking, she's got herps.
Bro 1: ..... fuck.
Bro 2: Damn straight, bro. I heard the guys at the club talking, she's got herps.
Bro 1: ..... fuck.
by FartEnthusiast23 January 16, 2011
Get the Murphysboro mug.1. When everything seems to be going wrong while listening to punk rock music.
2. When everything that can go wrong does while attneding a punk rock concert.
2. When everything that can go wrong does while attneding a punk rock concert.
1. "How come everything going wrong right now" askes Clive. "You are listening to Pennywise right now so you are being affected by Dropkick Murphys Law" responds Mick.
by archyis March 21, 2009
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Get the murphis mug.A term used to describe a time when you are having or have had a lot of bad luck or problems that are really messing your life up. When you feel like you have had more than your share of bad luck.
Joe: I just rolled my car so I wont be at the party tonight!
Greg: Man you are really having some bad luck! Didnt you just tell me you cut your arm off yesterday?!
Joe: Ya that right! Its Murphys gay law!
Greg: Man you are really having some bad luck! Didnt you just tell me you cut your arm off yesterday?!
Joe: Ya that right! Its Murphys gay law!
by txfarmboy May 10, 2011
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