He plays the hottest king ... ever. (Aragorn) In the LOTR Trilogy, movies based on J.R.R. Tolkiens books.
SO hot.
SO hot.
OOOOH MY GOD! HE'S SO HOT! With the hair in his face, and that sexy facial hair, and his sword, o0ohie his sword.. so hot..
by AgentOrangie January 18, 2005
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Get the La Petite Morte mug.A male name. It has links to the god of roman mythology; Mars. The name Morten have connections to both "death" and "master of war".
It can also be used when comparing someone to an Emperor, King, Übermenchen, an expert at something, or someone simply of a more advanced intelligence or a higher status. People that are too f***ing skilled can also be compared to "Morten" (in many ways!).
It can also be used when comparing someone to an Emperor, King, Übermenchen, an expert at something, or someone simply of a more advanced intelligence or a higher status. People that are too f***ing skilled can also be compared to "Morten" (in many ways!).
1.
"Look at that guy, he's a friggin' expert!"
"Yeah! He's so good his name must be Morten!"
2.
"Oh my gawd..! Yes! Holy sh**! You're so good. You're just so f***ing good! I'm totally exhausted! We need to do this more often!"
"Hehe, glad to hear that. I guess you could almost call me Morten."
"Look at that guy, he's a friggin' expert!"
"Yeah! He's so good his name must be Morten!"
2.
"Oh my gawd..! Yes! Holy sh**! You're so good. You're just so f***ing good! I'm totally exhausted! We need to do this more often!"
"Hehe, glad to hear that. I guess you could almost call me Morten."
by Dradeel December 9, 2008
Get the Morten mug."I talked to him from his room last night, and he was fine."
"Incredible. He checked in but didn't check out"
"Must have been the Bates Motel," man.
"Incredible. He checked in but didn't check out"
"Must have been the Bates Motel," man.
by berkboy August 26, 2012
Get the Bates Motel mug.A motel meant for having sex in. Check in, make out, check out again after a few hours. term "no-tell" comes from anonymity requested with such events. The motel won't say what goes on in it's rooms, but it's assumed to be sex.
by mash92587 October 30, 2005
Get the no-tell motel mug....as the credits rolled following the final episode she was struck with a deep sense of morteflixia...
by Nakigrrrl December 2, 2018
Get the morteflixia mug.A budget hotel (especially in Asian counties) where couples or adulterous spouses can have discreet sexual encounters.
In many Asian countries housing is dense and there is a stigma about being heard while having sex.
Love Motels, as they are popularly referred to, are stocked with sex toys, sex chairs, a free XXX video shelf, and "couples" bath tubs.
Also, when young couples travel they often can not afford nicer accommodations, so they patronize these ubiquitous establishments.
*In Konglish, Koreans say or text mt for "Love Motel"
In many Asian countries housing is dense and there is a stigma about being heard while having sex.
Love Motels, as they are popularly referred to, are stocked with sex toys, sex chairs, a free XXX video shelf, and "couples" bath tubs.
Also, when young couples travel they often can not afford nicer accommodations, so they patronize these ubiquitous establishments.
*In Konglish, Koreans say or text mt for "Love Motel"
"Seoul is expensive, but there are some clean love motels close to some of the sights."
"We stayed at a love motel that had a dildo vending machine."
"We stayed at a love motel that had a dildo vending machine."
by gdolezal February 16, 2009
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