village mobility scooter

A variation of the term ‘villiage bike’, a village mobility scooter is someone who everyone has slept with, but nobody wishes to be seen in public with, or admit to sleeping with.

‘Wouldn’t want anyone to know I got with the village mobility scooter!’

by AmelaPanderson May 3, 2018

ifollow_mortalitykinnies

the biggest hottie out there

wow, ifollow_mortalitykinnies is so hot
i know right?

by wattelbottel July 31, 2021

Adjacent upward mobility effect

This is the effect of hob-knobing with those rich fucks. Eventually you may have enough coin to buy a whore of your own. Just standing beside me make you 😎 cool.

By the way I can only imagine what I'll will look like hanging with the skinny fucks you will lose my fat nigger cunt because of the adjacent upward mobility effect.

by Big moma shay May 29, 2018

Mogility

Extreme mix of agility, and mobilty resulting in a freakish athletic preformance.

Micheal Vick has some sick Mogility

by Maker of Words and Letters December 14, 2010

mobility

adj.
The act of being a mobile home, (eg: white trash)

Comparing something/someone to being low-life, cheap, etc.

Ex:

That car is mobility!

by bimmerj February 28, 2008

Mortality Fail

When one consequently does not succeed in life or death.

See fail for further definement.

Person 1: My life sucks. It's not worth living anymore. So I tried to hang myself three times last night, but the first time I fell out of the noose, the second time I was thirsty, and the third time my mom walked in and put me in my straight jacket.
Person 2: Wow. That's some epic mortality fail.

by hazgirl22 February 5, 2008

Morbility

The act of having "more ability" than others.

I got morbility in my pinky, than you do in your whole body!

by pevargas90 July 6, 2010