moostard

When you haven't cum in awhile and your splooge is yellow and thick. (also known as "seeded Moostard"

It's been so long my cum is like moostard.

by Pedro de la rose August 31, 2006

mootard

retard who resembles a cow in some form

you are such a mootard!

by Harriet Goldstone August 30, 2003

moronadon

An idiot or retard who has a very small brain capacity similar to a dinosaur.

Chodester is a moronadon for not realizing he is gay.

by Scrotie Jones. October 14, 2011

monotard

Derogatory term for an individual of such uni-dimensional nature that they are unable to express anything other than a vague sense of satisfaction at all times. May claim to be 'happy', but will actually be unaware of what this emotion constitutes. Liable to be immensely repressed, and may well become alcoholic and/or psychotic in time.

Common examples include: Jack Johnson; presenters of morning television shows; Brick Tamlin; that person in your office who's permanently happy.

Them: "Jack Johnson's music is awesome, its so chillaxed."
You : "Jesus... whats wrong with you?"
Them: "Nothing, his music makes me happy."
You : "No, you're confusing 'happiness' with 'numbness'. Happiness is a state which can only exist in relation to sadness. You're such a fucking monotard."
Them: "I love lamp".

by Murray G April 14, 2008

mootard

Cross between a moose and a retard, and typically thrown at less than stunning women with less than average mental capacities.

by Ruben June 7, 2003

moretard

moretard is what you call someone that is more retarded than a retard.

your such a moretard!

by Michale Ables October 6, 2006

Mortard

An idiotic or moronic individual;motard

Tommy is such a mortard!

by Kiko December 17, 2003