monkeyrooster

a negligent mother hatching her only little brood of insolent social maniacs.

we arched our necks around the metal wreckage of twenty or more salvage cars in the drive way, observing three of the dirty little spawn playing with broken glass and falling out of trees.

by mercedes April 23, 2004

monkeytorium

An area specifically designed for the safe and happy containment of monkeys or other primates.

Hey, that is a fine monkeytorium you have there. Perfect for a class 2 security gibbon.

by ChickenQuest Admin September 17, 2004

monkey toes

Literally: Toes of monkeys.
Really: What sucks when an event/thing/person is bad.

Dude, that concert sucked major monkey toes!
I will never go out with him again. That date sucked monkey toes!
This hair-do sucks monkey toes!
That movie that I saw yesterday sucked major monkey toes dipped in carrot juice for thirty-two and a half days exactly (no more, no less) while being danced upon by dingoes in Australia.

by SneakySocks April 7, 2004

MonkeyFest

taking a class for credit that involves playing with monkeys

what happens during monkeyfest, stays in monkeyfest- fo'sheezy

by harvardmnkylab March 7, 2003

monkeytoothshards

A big shard of crank or meth

Hey man look at these monkeytoothshards

by Meth mutt April 15, 2019

monkeytorch

A bad smell that makes you want to leave the room once it violates your nostrils

Bro: hey man did you rip ass in here
Bro 2: nah dawg this shit smells like MonkeyTorch

by Danky_m3m3_zone February 28, 2024

Monkeytistic monkeycow

when you're playing Minecraft and you see a mooshroom, and then your friend starts being annoying, he's a monkeytistic monkeycow

you monkeytistic monkeycow james! why don't you go become a mooshroom yourself

by sykhor May 10, 2024