Monkeybutt

An often shy, comforting creature that lurks around campsites. They forage for food, especially brownies or peanutbutter whilst campers are away from their tents. A Monkeybutt is a carefree, yet hyper animal who enjoys climbing tree's and often has a naughty side flashing their butt's to attract female attention. A Monkeybutt is rare creature, but enjoys attention of sorts and will be your friend for life.

Once you find a Monkeybutt, they will never leave your side.

by Kelephan September 10, 2011

monkeyshot

easy to use; even a monkey can use it without a problem.

the products of apple are a monkeyshot

by wickedassim October 20, 2010

monkeybutt

The condition resulting from inadequate wiping of the anus following defecation, which can cause the afflicted to appear monkey-like as they dig in their butt, trying to appease the itching.

"Man I have a severe case of monkeybutt. I need to use your bathroom for a few minutes."

by JeremiahN July 27, 2007

monkeyshit

The act of saying “bullshit” and being racist at the same time

He was being racist cuz he said monkeyshit

by periodwithtrans February 2, 2023

monkeysotch

A term coined by Flint, Michigan auto workers when a task, problem, or situation could not be fixed, understood, or comprehended.

Well, that’s monkeysotch. We are moving on.

by Steelheaddefinitions July 4, 2020

monkeycity17

a monkey who is the king of swag and the goat of party games

Isaac: I just queued monkeycity17
Cole: God I wish I were you

by Selk Bag Enthusiast February 9, 2023

Monkeydust

Noun: A street name for black market cocaine, or crushed up ice breakers.
They can be swallowed, snorted or injected.

"Yo Jose, you got da monkeydust?"
"Awww shit dawg, I ate them all. They were berry flavored"
"DAMMIT."

by Jamie and Joe March 13, 2008