butt face ninja monkey

some shit word that sounds fuckin funny

dude your mom is a butt face ninja monkey

butt face ninja monkey by cris rock September 24, 2010

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monkey fuck your face

To royally beat the fuck out of somebody.

Roy pissed me off so bad I was about to go bananas and I told Roy to back off or I as about to monkey fuck your face off!

monkey fuck your face by mrgconn August 10, 2018

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Monkey chum in the face

A term used to describe a task, chore or event so excruciatingly unpleasant, it’s almost beyond endurance. In other words, you’d rather have a monkey sling his chum in your face than go through one more second of this agony.

"Hey Bob, how's that project coming?"
"Oh man, Steve, I'm telling ya, I'd rather have a monkey sling his chum in my face."

"So, how did the visit with the in-laws go?"
"Like four straight hours of monkey chum in the face."

Monkey chum in the face by Hal 9000 April 11, 2008