Slower than molasses

to move or function in a slow sloth like way..compared to cooking molasses in a slow cooker.

this bus is moving slower than molasses!

Slower than molasses by sweetsincerity January 19, 2009

Molasshole 

(n.) A butthole completely filled with molasses, syrup, or any other sticky substance.

(n.) A name used interchangeably with "asshole."

1. Guy 1: So...I fucked that girl you were after last night.
Guy 2: God damn it. You're such a fucking molasshole.

2. Guy 1: I gave Jenny a molasshole last night
Guy 2: Did you use syrup or jizz?

Molasshole by Ankylosaurus February 21, 2010

Grandma's Molasses 

The worst type of diarrhea imaginable. It wants to come out but it's too busy becoming an awful mess on the inner sides of your ass cheeks, and will not let go.

I'd really love to hang out with you tonight, but Grandma's Molasses has been plaguing me all day and it just won't end!

Grandma's Molasses by Bip Bip Daniels May 23, 2010

morass 

mo·rass (mè-räs', mô-)n. 1. An area of low-lying, soggy ground. 2. Something that hinders, engulfs, or overwhelms. -

I got morass than you this weekend

morass by jw July 18, 2004

mom ass 

A young person who has, well, an ass like a mom has.

A: Hey fathead, check out the mom ass on that broad at 3 o clock
B: Yikes that is indeed some serious mom ass

mom ass by Freddy Z July 4, 2005

Molasseswar 

Gruesomely harming yourself with an impressive weapon shortly after publicizing your purchase of the impressive weapon.

"Stabbed myself in the leg with a knife after telling everyone I bought it. Pulled a Molasseswar."

Molasseswar by Molasseswar May 22, 2009

Ghetto Molasses 

An Alcoholic beverage consisted of:

1/2: Sprite or other lemon lime soda

1/2: Whiskey.

"Yo dude, I don't remember anything that happened last night"

"Yea, must have been all of that Ghetto Molasses you drank"

Ghetto Molasses by nottz1223 October 23, 2011