A Saudi, Asian, racist guy that is so so so so incredibly mean. He is too cute and therefore should die. He is good in bed, shooter games, and a noob at Tekken.
Loves Sereh, Tuna, and beating his friends’ asses in more way than one.
The cutest human being out there. He loves and cares for people out of the goodness of his heart. Really knows how to cheer people up. Makes really bad dad jokes but his looks make up for it. He always feels like home when you’re with him and knows how to comfort you when you feel lost. Best person to know out there. Modassers are one of a kind!!
Person 1: “Who is that cutie over there?”
Person 2: “That’s Modasser, duh.”
a person who never knows how to fucking let things go. will literally bring up something as insignificant as being called a retard over a week ago. geography is unheard of in people named modasser's brain. literally will believe anything and everything you say.
hey modasser wheres nevada located . "uh new jersey" modasser says. Hey modasser wheres new jersey located. "uh maryland" modasser says confidently
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.
Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.