Monsieur Douche

A french canadian employeed in the information + technology industry.

"Yeah I would have got that raise but Monsieur Douche fucked me"

by James March 19, 2004

Monsieur Maroc

When someone erases their message 2 seconds after sending it because you took too long to reply.

He’s being such a Monsieur Maroc.

by Tiacin March 7, 2021

monsieurless

One without a monsieur.

The female equivalent for maidenless.

Jeff: Did you hear about Alex? She's monsieurless.

by KeffKaptainKool May 25, 2022

mousie friend

a mouse or rodent hiding in your apartment or house. very friendly and cute. you cant kill it because you have made friends with the mouse.

last night i heard mousie friend!

by icebergler April 22, 2009

meesie-moosies

oh my goodness; oh my gosh; oh my god!

oooooh meesie-moosies!!

by Bob February 27, 2005

mowsie cat

a cat that says mow instead of miaow

where is the mowsie cat today?

by carly hinton January 13, 2008

Moggie

An older version of a cougar, a woman over 60 on the prowl for a younger man.
From behind they look like a cougar, from the front looks like they have mange.

Kaye: is that a couple of cougars on the prowl

Tim: nah love that's a pack of moggies!

by Kaye tim August 11, 2018