Internet mirage

In social networking, an internet mirage is when a user is offline or inactive but appears online or currently active to another computer. This only becomes apparent once the user of that computer attempts to communicate with them. Often, this leads to paranoid feelings of unpopularity, because the user erroneously assumes that the person left because they didn't want to speak to them.

Simon: "DAAVE my good mate, how're you doing?"

Computer: "David is now offline."

Simon: ":O What a douche!... oh wait, it was probably just an internet mirage... or was it?"

by Gik130 July 11, 2011

Stink Mirage

The effect that occurs when a fart is so nasty that it leaves a haze in the air. It can also leave a horrible taste in one's mouth, should they be breathing through the mouth when they walk into the stink mirage.

"Man, I walked right into that stink mirage! Dude needs to stop eating that nasty protein powder."

by Huh how did i get here January 22, 2014

Mirage

A beautiful and sexy young women that loves attention and constantly puts her all in to thing but she always seems to get hurt. She is always caring for others feeling rather than her own. she likes to act hard but deep down inside she is very soft.

Did you see that girl Mirage she is gorgeous .

by Miragelilove f January 13, 2018

Mitrapus

1. A creature resembling a human and an octopus; it has a human head and an octopus torso. The human head is covered in thick, wiry hair that is usually pulled back into a bun. It is a story used to scare children, and was created by a freak accident involving a 7th grader and a science classroom. It primarily dwells in water, although it is quite fast on land. It generally lives on the east coast of the United States of America. Its diet consists of barbecued children between the ages of 5 and 20. It has traps set up around the world to catch said children. These traps work only on the targeted children. There is only one known to exist. It usually targets children who haven't tidied up their rooms, because it is a natural neat freak and will often kill adults who eat messily, only out of rage.

2. A popular dance, similar to the Hawaiian "wave".

Tara: Someone help! I'm in a Mitrapus trap!
Alice: I would help you but I'm 8.
Tara: Get me an adult!
Alice: No sorry too busy gathering scientific evidence of its existence.
Tara: Please?
Alice: Imma instagram this *takes picture and leaves*
Tara: *sobs*

by SwampsofSlobber February 28, 2013

Miraglease

1. Best case scenario.

2. Moment of absolute perfection.

3. Highest level of achievement.

New shoes, trip to Europe, and skrilla in the bank... talk about a miraglease!!!

by 2buck May 16, 2011

Fart Mirage

The sensation of having to fart, without actually producing a fart.

Tiffani:I wanna fart! I thought I was going to, but I couldn't. Chris: I guess it was just a Fart Mirage.

by Jonezz Flamly April 15, 2011

Gay Mirage

The smokescreen sham marriage that gay politicians or clergy indudge in to hide their true selves (as opposed to gay marriage).

Have you seen that dude our state senator is married to? What a loser and anyway I thought she was a lesbian? Don't be fooled man it's just a gay mirage.

by Bee Arr November 23, 2010