The emo mistletoe is when you take a hot goth girl, pin her to the wall, and wrap her in jizz socks and garlic then proceeded to fuck her mercilessly. Then wake up and realize she was actually 27 opossums in a coat and that you need to lay off the bath salts
by Crash bandicote February 2, 2022
Get the Emo Mistletoemug. Def 1. Jonah
Def 2. The one who hates their role but gets talked to about it nonstop so they are annoyed
Def 3. CO-host to Holly
Def 2. The one who hates their role but gets talked to about it nonstop so they are annoyed
Def 3. CO-host to Holly
by Kemayahs Bestie November 26, 2021
Get the Mistletoe Merrymanmug. During a three-some including two girls and 1 guy, the guy dangles his balls over the women and they start sucking and licking them, all while making out
by Speedy Gunzales August 23, 2011
Get the Mexican Mistletoemug. A sexual act in which the male or female singles out their big-toe and soccer kicks it into their mates anus.
Andrew: "last night i gave jessica a cambodian mistletoe and missed a little bit."
Jeremy: "What happened next?!"
Andrew: "We spent six hours in the emergency room waiting for all the mexicans to get their minor cough checked out and they had to stitch her butthole shut..."
Jeremy: "What happened next?!"
Andrew: "We spent six hours in the emergency room waiting for all the mexicans to get their minor cough checked out and they had to stitch her butthole shut..."
by satansarmy666 October 29, 2010
Get the cambodian mistletoemug. by AMERICA F*** YEAH October 17, 2011
Get the Mistletoe Mondaymug. by RealAssCody August 13, 2023
Get the Southern mistletoemug. To make love under a eagles nest
by Vvengesnuup August 1, 2023
Get the Indian mistletoemug.