mitties

Mitties are the shortened version of "man titties". Often characterized by woman-like breasts that are extremely visible, mitties are one of the most disgusting and unattractive features one can have. Commonly possessed by overweight men, or those with unfortunate genes.

I went to the pool, and all the old, shirtless men had mitties.

by uknomelykwo January 22, 2010

mitties

combo of man and titties
a man having enormous breasts as if he has female tits

jeez Javier you have some big mitties look like some DD's

by jstepp December 24, 2007

motting

Like munging only with otters..Very specialised

Lets get out ring of bright water on video, take some viagra and get Motting

by Karlos July 16, 2004

Mitties

Man titties usually on the homies named benjamin who have a back looking like krakatoa and have enhanced estragen levels. they most likely play osu

Damn blud got massive as mitties

by Gasdemjews720xX May 31, 2023

Testiculas-mitotisome

The act of when your single testicle goes into a state of mitosis and morphs into the two all men should have today.

"Why does Mikey only have one ball?"
He dick hasn't hit the testiculas-mitotisome stage yet
"Ah gotcha"

by BitmapRGB December 22, 2019

motti

Mottti (n)- A form of a grip that targets the reaches below the belt, and renders the target utterly unable to resist any of your whims.

Of course I'll come Saturday morning for class, it's not like I have a choice- you got a perfect motti on me.

by Azazoth November 5, 2003

tate blah like sumin mittin

very blan food, usually eaten by old people at those all u can eat buffets.

The old man Tom questioned his meal by saying tate blah like sumin mittin

by Keith Greer June 11, 2006