by SUMFURRYTHING June 13, 2016
by ioj;oih;louh;oluh' July 21, 2015
A minion is a confidence booster, someone to feed your ego, something you use until you find something better.
by LuckyEmmie April 11, 2010
a loyal and unquestioning servent, (usualy small) who does whatever the master asks, no matter what the hell it is. A minion is not considered an equal to anyone is striped of all pride and joy and is repeatedly downtrodden molested and beaten.
by derk February 26, 2004
Minions like to eat bananas and are very friendly. They can be found in their natural habitat on Despicable Me and Despicable Me 2. Not only are they cute, but they are extremely nice to cuddle with. My roommate has a life size minion hanging from her ceiling in her bedroom. He protects her at night and makes sure the evil monsters under the bed don't come out.
by 8oz November 14, 2013
You are my minion.
by rrogrogers.sideyers.sidnrogeyr May 28, 2017
1. Small yellow beings as seen in Despicable Me, who talk in a language similar to Spanish and wear blue dungarees, with names such as Dave, Stewart and Kevin
2. Person with a height unnaturally below the average for their age/weight, who may or may not be evil (see 'evil minion')
2. Person with a height unnaturally below the average for their age/weight, who may or may not be evil (see 'evil minion')
1. Person 1 (watching despicable me)- aww look at that little minion!
Person 2: Yeah, his name's Dave.
2. Person 1: Omg, you're so small!
Person 2: Yeah, you're a minion!
Person 2: Yeah, his name's Dave.
2. Person 1: Omg, you're so small!
Person 2: Yeah, you're a minion!
by A. Girl May 18, 2013