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Oprah's minions

The vacuous drones who worship at the altar of Oprah Winfrey. Mainly made up of middle-age feminists and women with penises.
I tried to have a rational debate with a co-worker today. Turned out she was one of Oprah's minions. Ugh.
by Lovekraft December 31, 2008
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minion kink

A kink that involves the minions from the Despicable Me franchise. People with this kink often imagine squeezing the little yellow pilled characters between their toes. It's a real thing that many people are into.
Ari: Oh dude did you see that minion? He looking really fine in those tight ass overalls.
Maive: What the fuck are you talking about, is this some sort of kink?
Ari: Oh yeah dude, it's a minion kink.

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"Oh yeah, totally has a minion kink, look at the yellow shit between his toes."
by Esquigi March 15, 2022
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Minion Moment

A minion moment is a moment in time where someone does a rather devious act like the minions from Despicable Me. Said devious act could be as simple as farting or as catastrophic as a suicide bombing, it’s all down to preference of person doing said minion moment.
James: *sharts
Toby: That was a certified Minion Moment
James: *consumes shart
by Bruhaps May 23, 2022
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Backyard Coal Mining

An act when a person digs into another person's rectum and picks out clumps of fecal matter.
Trent went backyard coal mining with Jimmy an hour ago, I haven't seen them since.
by The Gay Mankini November 21, 2018
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butt mining

1. The act of routinely coming up with ideas on the spot, especially when under pressure or with a high penalty for failure. This derives from the vaunted ability of journalists and reporters to generate news story ideas with unexpected or novel angles. This term is a logical progression from the phrase "to pull an idea out of my ass". Used as a positive term of praise, a "butt miner" is somebody who is very good at thinking of new ways to cover old stories, or of new stories that nobody else has thought of before.
2. This could also conceivably be a term for a sodomite (or possibly a proctologist) or anybody else who spends a fair amount of time in a butt. But I've never heard this term used that way.
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Reporter: "Hey, I have an idea. Instead of just covering Chinese New Year at the restaurants, why don't we cover the plight of the Chinese staff at the restaurants, who have to work the festival and who can't go home to their families in China?"
Editor: "That is a compelling idea with a human angle, and a novel way of covering a routine annual event. A sterling display of vintage butt mining. Good job!"

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Reporter: "I love Katie Couric. I really admire her bravery in having her own colonoscopy broadcast on TV."
Reporter: "Aye. That's a sterling display of vintage butt mining, no doubt."
by HMB May 22, 2006
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republican party minions

These are the the people who make the republican attack machine work. They work to promote and/or defend the agenda of the G.O.P. and to protest and/or defeat the agenda of democrats. These minions work through any available public forum--such as: letters-to-the editor in local newpapers, raising controversy and/or protests at town hall meetings, and on-line chat rooms. These republitards even submit definitions on Urban Dictionary to make racist remarks and spread out-right lies about President Barack Obama!

The republican party uses lies, deception and bullshit spreaders like Rush Limbaugh and faux news (a.k.a. fox news) in attemptes to keep Obama from fixing the Bush Economy or fixing our fucked up healthcare system!

By using the minions, the republicons try to create the illusion of a grass roots movement that opposes healthcare reform. However, an August 2009 CNN poll shows that 57% of the people know that the Republican attack machine is responsible for most of the backlash on healthcare reform, not REAL Americans!
The republican party minions keep spreading lies, rumors and obscene bullshit about Obama and healthcare reform.
To see the work of these minions, check out some of the sick Obama defs on Urban Dictionary! These sick republican bastards are trying to keep Obama from fixing the heinous mess George W Bush left behind!
by Charles_U_Farley August 12, 2009
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Jippii Minigolf

Possibly one of the best online games ever invented.
Check it out, this guy is actually playing Jippii minigolf. He has to be cool.
by Jordan Alton May 14, 2005
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