Las Milpas

Las Milpas, otherwise known as Pharr, Tx. Is a City In South Texas that is very beautiful place and is looking more like a city than the ghetto it used to be. Also have some Videos on Youtube.

Guy 1: "Hey, lets go to Las Milpas for some good food."
Guy 2: "No way, that place is dangerous, ghetto, i might get shot!"
Guy 1: "Not anymore, they have fixed it up and the cops have controlled the gang violence."
Guy 2: "For real? Then lets go! You pay!"
Guy 1: "Ah, Shit."

by Moe Munz March 27, 2008

MILPH

Man, I'd Like to Plug Her

May be used in conjunction with MILF.

Jerome: Shitkins! Check out that MILPH!
Albert: MILF? Where?! She's 16, dude.
Jerome: Not MILF, dickeye. MILPH!
Albert: Ohhh. Fuck yeah! Albert want some.
Jerome: She's mine, muthaphucka. Step off.

by Jerome Jenkins May 22, 2006

Milpitas Golfland (MGL)

The worst place to play DDR. Lines are large and I never got to play Initial D there. I prefer you go to Sunnyvale Golfland.

At MGL, 25 people were in line waiting to paly DDR. It took me 3 hours to get a turn.

by dj gs68 May 12, 2003

Milpitas Golfland (MGL)

I would also like to add that their stuff gets damaged. A lot. Recently, their Drummania machine has been breaking a lot, turntables have been removed from their Beatmania machine, and a button has been removed from their Guitar Freaks machine.

by dj gs68 May 14, 2003

milpuff

something that looks like mildew that is on a fuzzy pussy bush.

your milpuff smells.

by teena colada November 18, 2006

Milpreety

That moment of clarity after emancipating from your parents, in which you decide transracialism is the best method of coping with the cruelness of life.

I'm so glad I pulled a milpreety!

by Ilikecows112 November 8, 2018

milporn

(trigger warning for panther fanboi's) epic military equipment that dipshits who don't know that there's more than just having the biggest gun to warfare (this often leads to things like hitler and stalins tank dick measuring contest that ended up making things like the panther and the is-2 (the difference between the two is that the is-2 actually works)) obsess over, often said by sven ortman on defence and freedom

Finally, a visitor magnet again: Hardware-centric milporn.

by yee2 January 23, 2019