milporn 

(trigger warning for panther fanboi's) epic military equipment that dipshits who don't know that there's more than just having the biggest gun to warfare (this often leads to things like hitler and stalins tank dick measuring contest that ended up making things like the panther and the is-2 (the difference between the two is that the is-2 actually works)) obsess over, often said by sven ortman on defence and freedom

Finally, a visitor magnet again: Hardware-centric milporn.

milporn by yee2 January 23, 2019

malporned 

not being provided with adequate porn; deprived of access to decent porn for an extended period of time.

Dude, I have been traveling around Africa and Asia. I am seriously malporned. Give me anything, even that Paris Hilton Kazaa crap.

malporned by Pinocchio April 1, 2005