joseph maffei

Floppy haired old guy who likes rolled up sleeves and social Studies

Are you trying to act like Joseph Maffei

by Baby Blake February 3, 2017

maffoo

An etremely banterous and sexual specimen who specialises in not only getting pussay 24/7, but assisting goals.

Peasant 1: Wow, look at these passes! I wish I could assist like him, the sexy brick shithouse of a hero.
Peasant 2: Maffoo with the assist.

by Maffoo with the asisst May 4, 2015

Maffoof

Someone completely amazing, perfect and who you can totally trust, and who makes you really happy all the time. Somebody who cares about you and who you would do anything for. Someone you love.

Person1: Wow! You two are so perfect for each other...
Person2: Yeah... he's my Maffoof.
=)

Randomer1: *points* Look! Those stars are so nice.
Randomer2: Yeah, me and my Maffoof were looking at them last night.
Randomer1: Awwww. Bless!

by PrincessPickle December 10, 2008

Maffrew

When kids in your school try to act Asian and they will say Maffrew instead of Matthew.

"Harro, Maffrew."

by MB1814 December 28, 2011

McGaffee

A farva like individual who agrees to disagree in all things pertaining to keeping it in her pants around married men. Flirting, & sending nudes.

I don't want a large McGaffee, I want a goddamn liter of cola

by Notbenbow December 8, 2018

maffius affius

Big fat monkey

Whoa it's so chonky!
Is this a maffius affius?
Yes it is!

by wysbd May 2, 2022

Migaffus

An alternative name for woman’s private parts

Bubbie your Migaffus is showing through your underwear ..

by Bubbiejodi December 29, 2018