miscalculated 69

Where you end up having sex because dopey fuckwits like yourself don't know that 6 and 9 are the opposite way around

I was born due to a miscalculated 69

by MacSki December 20, 2013

Mezcalting

The art of savoring an agave spirit and enjoy it properly.

We are mezcalting before we head to dinner.

Let's gather tonight for a mezcalting.

by Ladyro0 May 9, 2020

Metcalf Donkey Punch

When two guys bail on a trip because of a pretend car problems. On guy bends over looking into the car, while the other does him from behind and punches him in the head.

Q: Hey, I thought Nick was going dirtbiking with us, where is he?

A:
Him and Rob said they got a flat, but I am pretty sure they are having a little metcalf donkey punch right now.

by Fatass650 October 23, 2011

Metcalf

He is the most awesome person in the world. Forged from Steel. Women have pictures of him on their walls.

I wish i was metcalf

by BigMetcalf October 30, 2018

mescaline

An alkaloid drug, C11H17NO3, obtained from mescal buttons, which produces hallucinations. Also called peyote.

Mescaline: It's the only way to fly...

by Adict June 11, 2003

Mescalysergic Visions

when you take acid and mescaline and trip like a grandad with a bad hip trying to take on a large set of stairs

dude i'm tripping my face off oh god an octopus i guess this is what you call mescalysergic visions huh

by Swenson Bevel January 14, 2009

Metcalfing

metcalfing-both a state of mind and an attitude. Those who "metcalfe" commonly reside in dark corners and speak only through insult. These people have been known to cause severe damage to the delicate balance of our eco system in previous years..

e.g Ollie swigs from a bottle of jack daniels - yet another metcalfing teenager

by that'sjusthowweroll April 7, 2013