vehicular manspreading

Parking a large truck too far away from the curb, causing oncoming traffic to veer around said large vehicle.

I just had to swerve all the way to left side of the road to get around that F-350 parked outside the 7-11; textbook vehicular manspreading.

by shawondunstonfanclub August 27, 2017

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Manspread

When some North American men spread their arms or legs in a crowded space, taking up more personal space than is necessary and causing inconvenience or discomfort to others. Although these North American men claim this sprawl is necessary to create comfortable space for their testicles, they can't explain how their outspread arms are necessary for their testicles, nor can they explain why men from the rest of the world can sit with crossed legs or in a corner and not die of discomfort.

Are you the Marlboro man riding a horse through the wilderness or are you on public transport? Instead of us all standing and staring at your crotch and armpit, how about you check that manspread?

by CheddaD April 24, 2018

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Manspreading

When a male sits in public and takes up as much space as humanly possible.

Also something triggered femists made up to bash men with. Buzzfeed in particular popularized the saying.

Oh Wow! Look! I'm a feminist and that man is sitting over there manspreading. He is taking as much space as humanly possible!

by Bill Cosby is innocent October 16, 2017

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manspreading

The act of men sitting with their legs so widely spread that the person next to them has an estimated 0.5 seat left and can, also, take a fairly accurate guess at the size of their genitalia (which, newsflash, is generally not in need of a 20 cm leg-gap, don't flatter yourself).

"I have an armrest-sized-bruise because the guy next to me was manspreading so much that I had my thigh squished into the armrest the entire busride"

by The Riveters April 30, 2016

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