manspread

when you put cum on toast

"is that butter you're putting on your toast" - Tyler
"No, that's manspread, duh!" - Kristian

by krizzzle August 26, 2017

Manspread

When some North American men spread their arms or legs in a crowded space, taking up more personal space than is necessary and causing inconvenience or discomfort to others. Although these North American men claim this sprawl is necessary to create comfortable space for their testicles, they can't explain how their outspread arms are necessary for their testicles, nor can they explain why men from the rest of the world can sit with crossed legs or in a corner and not die of discomfort.

Are you the Marlboro man riding a horse through the wilderness or are you on public transport? Instead of us all standing and staring at your crotch and armpit, how about you check that manspread?

by CheddaD April 24, 2018

Manspread

Nigga who dates farm girls all the way out in Lowell. He’s always on his period and gets mad all the time.

That dude is dating a farm girl just like Manspread

by Peyton Gard January 26, 2019

Fanspreading

When a woman takes up more room than is strictly necessary on public transport.

"Excuse me madam, would you mind not fanspreading, it makes me feel uncomfortable"

by Lucas Lucas October 26, 2015

Momspreading

Can be seen in any public space, usually on buses or other place people like to sit down. Very similar to manspreading, but involves bags and other things carried by mothers to care for their little darlings, usually in excess.

I would really like to sit down, but that bitch has a serious momspreading situation going on there.

by Butch March 15, 2015

manspreading

The act of men spreading legs - particularly on a subway train - to create space for genitalia, which has come under fire by certain feminist-leaners who insist the practice takes up too much room on crowded trains.

The dudes took up all the damned space with their manspreading.

by Terry Heaton December 21, 2014

manspreading

When a man sits down without having his legs so tightly together he cuts off the blood supply to his genitals and his balls drop off.

James sat down on the train, his legs at an angle of approximately 10 degrees. He is manspreading! James is everything wrong with modern society, is a despicable misogynist and is entirely to blame for the patriarchy.

by dav3dlegend November 4, 2015