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Adj, The state of being you reach when you’ve gone through all of your funds in dedication of getting high
“I got meesoned last night, gonna have to work extra hours this week but it’s worth it”
Meesoned by FuckedUchiha November 15, 2018
MegCon is a pun that combines term metcon (short for "metabolic conditioning" and commonly used in the Crossfit community) with the name Megan. It refers to any metcon that Megan enjoys doing because it has the movements she likes. This includes toes to bar, handstand pushups, pistols, overhead squats, burpees, and lighter barbell movements. Any workout that includes deadlifts, longer distance runs, rope climbs, or heavy snatches is not a MegCon.
Wow this workout has everything Megan likes to do - it's definitely a MegCon.
megcon by megcroz October 30, 2019

Megonkalo 

Megonkalo is an ancient alter ego. It founds among Georgian/Qartvelian nobles that have an IQ of more then 500(Users IQ is needed to suppress Megonkalos powers). Using Megonkalo is a lot like a power up that can be used in short bursts, it grans the user Speed,Strength and Intelligence.

U can tell if a noble Georgian/Qartvelian is using the benefits of Megonkalo if he/she starts acting unusual and their voice changes.

Megonkalo's tend to act like kids, they are very nice and hyper active. But they can get EXTREMELY aggressive towards weebs/otakus, "depressed" teenagers and Russian cs:go players, or any other low intellect beings.

Megonkalos are very good at Minecraft.
Megonkalo:*destroys a fucking Nokia 3310*
Someone: Oh shit he fucked that Nokia 3310 up like its nothing, that has to be thanks to a Megonkalo power up.

*Test in School*
Megonkalo: 1. *Did not study for shit*

2. Poweres up

3. Gets the highest score possible +1

*Random female getting beat up 69km away*
Megonkalo: *Dashes at lightning speeds to save her, cuz RESPECT WHAMEN that's what he learned from PewDiePie.
Megonkalo by SkupSkup January 10, 2020
Mega hot and sexy chad who likes his pc.
hi meson
Meson by The_Lonely_Fish February 9, 2021
Its father of god zeus and lucifer take notes from him
Satan : we are stuck lucifer do you have balls to call Megzi and ask him what to do
Lucifer: ok i knock you speak
Satan : okay


Satan: mr bllaca im afraid to disturb you but

Megzon: it ok my boy you can speak and then leave

but only if you are sure you not gonna make fool of yourself.
megzon by Megzzi November 22, 2021
A bitch (my best friend) and yours too! bc he's a bitch
Mugson is a total BITCH but I love him
mugson by C0SM0THEL1QU1D December 22, 2022