megzon

Its father of god zeus and lucifer take notes from him

Satan : we are stuck lucifer do you have balls to call Megzi and ask him what to do
Lucifer: ok i knock you speak
Satan : okay

…
Satan: mr bllaca im afraid to disturb you but

Megzon: it ok my boy you can speak and then leave

but only if you are sure you not gonna make fool of yourself.

by Megzzi November 22, 2021

megson

Large, land dwelling mammal. It has a very thick coat of body hair as well as a thick layer of fat to keep itself warm. It is usually a docile creature, but will attack if threatened with a spatula.

that megson...he crazy

by montague March 24, 2008

Getting a Megson

To employ someone to do a job who clearly isnt up to it.
To be Megged - to fail.
To win nothing.
Meg-Son

hey lads - guess what - we are looking to employ someone on the cheap who is a failure - I think we are 'getting a Megson'!

by Samuel Alladyce November 18, 2007

Megon

Megon is a super natural being who possess the power of the perfect seel and will be unstoppable

That women over there had big megon energy

by Meegent November 23, 2021

Meghonafy

Meaning to enrich something with flashy, blazing, or gotta-have enhancements that will make anyone go insane.

She wanted to meghonafy his myspace, because it was dull and boring.

by Shinya November 8, 2008

megazone

when you’re in a skype/discord/voice call and you fade out during a conversation, typically due to internet connectivity issues

John: Oh man, bro, she was all over me shhh...
John:
John:
Michael: shh?
and about a few seconds/minutes later
John: Oh shit bro I faded into the megazone

by Aidenarian November 26, 2017

Megonkalo

Megonkalo is an ancient alter ego. It founds among Georgian/Qartvelian nobles that have an IQ of more then 500(Users IQ is needed to suppress Megonkalos powers). Using Megonkalo is a lot like a power up that can be used in short bursts, it grans the user Speed,Strength and Intelligence.

U can tell if a noble Georgian/Qartvelian is using the benefits of Megonkalo if he/she starts acting unusual and their voice changes.

Megonkalo's tend to act like kids, they are very nice and hyper active. But they can get EXTREMELY aggressive towards weebs/otakus, "depressed" teenagers and Russian cs:go players, or any other low intellect beings.

Megonkalos are very good at Minecraft.

Megonkalo:*destroys a fucking Nokia 3310*
Someone: Oh shit he fucked that Nokia 3310 up like its nothing, that has to be thanks to a Megonkalo power up.

*Test in School*
Megonkalo: 1. *Did not study for shit*

2. Poweres up

3. Gets the highest score possible +1

*Random female getting beat up 69km away*
Megonkalo: *Dashes at lightning speeds to save her, cuz RESPECT WHAMEN that's what he learned from PewDiePie.

by SkupSkup January 10, 2020