Hacked and Mangled

When an animal is being cute, but also looks extremely dishevelled at the same time.

"Awww, that dog is all hacked and mangled!"

by Derbyshire Linguist September 3, 2022

Mangletwat

A girl who will never refuse a cock or numerous on a night out. Will usually be very drunk and loves the attention. She will be easily convinced that everyone wants to fuck her because she's really attractive. Easily convinced to stick foreign objects into her pussy ranging from vegatables to footwear sometimes with the owner still attached, thus leads to the mangletwat her twat is so abused that it gaps open and mainly hangs just above her knees swinging freely like a saddle bag.

twat saddle bag pussy mangletwat

by Bumsniff September 7, 2010

Manglehack

What is typically done to a vagina, in rare cases a face.

Hey Metcalfe, I Manglehacked the shit outta your mom!!!!

by AxeWound Smasher August 14, 2009

Mangledesh

A fictitious location you are attempting to travel to when embarking on a drunken bender.

"You have your boarding pass?"

"Check, one way ticket to Mangledesh! Here I come"

by chet_woolery January 29, 2010

mangled

To have handed all control of your bodily functions over to the mischievous leprechaun in the top pocket of your shirt. He now controls you and he likes it when you slap women's asses and subsequently get thrown out of nightclubs. In other words, it means to get FUCKED UP DRUNK.

'Man, last night the Manglator truly achieved total manglation after bonging that crate of Bud... there's still particles of his projectile vomit in his hair.

by The Manglator September 21, 2004

Ass Mangler

A person you hope you never meet while in prison.

Bubba: You see that guy there?
OZ: Yeah, what about him?
Bubba: he's called the ass mangler. Watch you back when around him.
Oz: Why?
Bubba: Drop the soap and find out.

by I forget January 11, 2004

mangled umbrella

steve, ellie parks's mangled umbrella that she hung in her hair.

ellie parks: do you like steve, my mangled umbrella?
person: ya

by hatchet-wielding nerd March 11, 2020