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back-assed-mcdick-bastard

a mix of swear words one screams at someone or something, perticularly when frustrated or livid. Often used in uncivilized conversation between two or more people.
Do you know how much of a back-assed-mcdick-bastard you are?
by ~Kat~ December 14, 2010
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McDickled

When a person puts their mouth on a glory hole in a public restroom, bar, or other venue and is expecting to be absolutely throat blasted by a fat juicy hog but instead ends up open mouth kissing a person named Matt on the other side.
- Bro, you see that girl over there?

*Yeah, why?

-She was at a flying J in Toledo last week and got McDickled!

*Awe that's awful!

-Yeah imagine everyone knowing you took a mouth full of Matt!
by Redrokkit October 1, 2021
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Cockbag McDicknuts

Used as a generic nickname for prehistoric mammals who are unreasonably cocky, manipulate facts in their favor, and generally act like douches. Such characters complain often about things, typically prefaced by using adjectives like "mumbo jumbo".

For fun, these characters relive memories involving inventing COBOL, surviving a bukkake drizzle on Halloween and seeing REO Speedwagon live, in concert.

Must be repeatedly told exactly what to type at least 4-5 times when at the keyboard or you will lose their attention. Subjects also tend to speak in a big voice about trivial things.
Cockbag McDicknuts was complaining about something asinine again. What a douche face!
by omfgsnakes November 11, 2008
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mcdicker

Your such a mcdicker.
by Jayzn November 17, 2007
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McDick in the Ass

A McDick in the Ass consists of a Big Mac where the bottom burger is replaced with a McChicken and the middle bun is a breakfast burrito.
"Hey Shawn, I'd like to order a McDick in the Ass with extra mayo."
by Kjyhnbn7 May 23, 2016
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Mcdick

Losing your virginity to a slapper, only lasting three seconds before one ejaculates. Two thrusts.
Haha that guy only had a Mcdick last night, what a bender.
by Jay-KobDone July 6, 2009
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Mcdick

someone who works at mcdonald's and they are really annoying and get angry at you for no reason. Everyone has met this kind of person at least once in their life.
Samuel Suicidal: "Hey, did you see that asshole who told us to hurry up ordering after 5 seconds?"
Danny Diabetes: "Yeah. What a big mcdick!"
by KentuckyFriedDickin November 28, 2018
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