mazel tov, bitch

a sarcastic way of saying congratulations

i.e. getting one-upped by someone

Me: Hey guess what I got a new LG env touch phone
One-upper guy: yeah well I just bought the new Google phone and it's better than the iPhone
Me: mazel tov, bitch.

by I am a happy guy September 14, 2009

malema

In South Africa this refers to a person with a low iq or someone who says stupid things.

You are just being like a malema

by Mr Slim Jan October 1, 2008

Malemaism

An incoherent statement made by Julius Malema that only those with a similarly low IQ can comprehend.

A crude mixture of absurd, hilarious and hateful.

South Africa's answer to a Bushism.

An example of some Malemaism's.

"I would rather kill myself than commit suicide"

"Helen Zille (an opposition leader) dances like she misses apartheid"

"Caster Semanye (female athlete) HE is not a hermaphrodite"

"Helen Zille is not original but it plastic and cannot stand in the heat. But when you look at her pictures before the makeover, she looks like an apartheid spy"

by VryeBoer March 16, 2010

mademoiselle

Firstly, it's a french term defining a lady who is not married. Now we use it just for a lady.

I met a lot of beautiful mademoiselles when I was in Paris.

by Altoz January 3, 2005

Lazer Mazer

When a person shows up to a party completely plastered to a party or gathering and makes a spectical of themselves. This person then becomes the object of attention and a source of entertainment. This is especially applies to in-school settings, such as a lunchroom or studyhall.

"HOLY SHIT I HAVE WEED IN MY PURSE!" screamed Eliza as she lay on a sofa at a huge party throwing up chunks of vomit.

"Jesus Christ, she's pulling a Lazer Mazer again." said Kenny

by Rashiqua Kornerson August 1, 2009

Mazey

She is really strong. But people take her kindness as a weakness which can leave her feeling worthless at times.
She is really beautiful yet she doesn’t see it.
Her heart is loyal and she does everything for those she loves.

Mazey is really amazing, I wish she could see that.

by chocolatemicrowave May 16, 2018

mademo

an elementary/middle school girl named madelyne that acts emo

TikTok seemed to turn madelyne into something worse, mademo.

by madeLAME is sad March 2, 2020