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Mateo

A quirky boy, yet still very cool to be around. Excel at some kind of sport and a girl could like him but he’d never know. Has one of the best personalities and is very cute. If you like a mateo, first become friends with them. And if a mateo likes someone they should tell the girl instantly because they aren’t good at showing they’re feelings.
Mateo is actually smart but tends to act stupid
by someone tht is curly January 6, 2020
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Mattossola

A person that makes up lies/stories for his own amusment in order to avoid seriousness.
"I tried to tell you that I'm pregnant but you continued to mattossola me all night".
by wtorres June 26, 2008
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Maktoum

A person that’s always there for you and would come through if you need them to. Very genuine and very truthful and no matter what, will always give it to you straight. No bullshit with this one. They also tend to be very attractive, so if you find one theres more than enough reasons to keep him around
I’ve never met someone so genuine AND handsome before!
That guy is such a Maktoum!
by a.alm April 16, 2019
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mantonelli

To constantly be surrounded by attractive females and not act upon it. A person who mantonellis is the opposite of Barney Stinson.
"Dude, stop mantonelli-ing and ask her out!"
by drewcus September 22, 2012
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mactown brownie smusher

When a rather horny male, takes a warm batch of brownies out of the oven and sticks his schlong into the brownies, for a warm sensible pleasure.
God danggit Jimmy! Get you schlong out of my brownies, you mactown brownie smusher!
by Warm_browniessprinkle24 April 20, 2014
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dark mantonio

The dark mantonio is an extremely long and hairy men's pubic region.
by Mark Dantonio's dark mantonio December 4, 2011
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Mastodon

The new coming of metal. Leviathan is fucking amazing. Extremely talented. The vocalists do some scream/singing, but they do it with insane talent. The drummer is unbelievable. The guitarist is pretty good, he is not exceptional, but I wouldn't want any more out of it.
Any person with have a musical brain could tell that THIS IS THE NEW FUCKING COMING OF METAL!
by dude... March 1, 2005
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