MatchDotMom

A helicopter mother who continually gives out your number to random men or women in an effort to take you out of the dating pool and online mess.

Daughter: "Mom!!! Will you stop!! I have to change my number again now cause of these old ass creepers!!"

MatchDotMom: "Sweetie..this one was cute AND employed!! I JUST WANT GRANDCHILDREN!!"

by ChristyLeeHughes September 13, 2011

Matcho

Type of mosquito that sucks your blood. They mainly attack good people. Matchos like to suck from dick, it gives them extra power

Sounds ahhh, ughhhh, ohhh
Guy: Whats wrong Kumela?
Kumela: Matcho is sucking from my dick.

by The anonymous Pickle October 23, 2018

matchbooking

The act of fitting one's body into a ridiculously small car.

The hot redhead only became more awesome to me when I saw her squeeze into a Little Tikes Cozy Coupe. She is the queen of matchbooking!

by red_menace April 5, 2013

Matchboxer

Definisjonen av noen som går på Matchbox

"Hei, alle Matchboxere"

by Dynasty420 January 23, 2019

peruvian matchbox

Noun; When you light your dick on fire then have sexual intercourse with a four legged animal or a girl doggie style to put the fire out.

Dude I got wasted last week off some tequila and Peruvian flake and gave some poor llama the old Peruvian Matchbox!

by AMIII March 3, 2014

MatchBoxing

The act or the decision to use Matchbox 20's Rob Thomas harmonic octave in every day dialog.

Exact vocal pitch to all 90's alternative rock songs.

1)Zach-"iss three ay em I muss be loanleiiiiiiahhh

I said beaiibeeeahh"

Jav- Zach stop matchboxing I'm trying to go to bed man.

2) Jav- How does that 90s rock song go again?

Drew- I dont know man, try matchboxing it.. they all sound the same.

by Javi1 February 24, 2013

Machoogiechoogie

Mollie

Wow Mollie is such a sweet machoogiechoogie

by chickenfingernuggets December 19, 2018