Masturbate

To beat your dick so fucking hard, your left leg goes numb.

I masturbate every day.

by BillyFuckingBobHadAnalBeads September 25, 2018

masturbate to the beat challenge

A person who puts on a song and has to masturbate to the beat of the song. The song is usually some sort of edm of electronic music.

Guy 1: what should we do
Girl 1: lets do the masturbate to the beat challenge !

Guy 1: sounds great!

by your majesties sogginess February 28, 2017

masturbateable

something or someone that induces the need to masturbate.

"That girl's booty is so masturbateable," said Nick.
"My 25 kill streak on COD was so masturbateable," said Connor.

by barbeque86 March 17, 2010

masturbabe

A hot girl/dude that you will later jerk it to

Bro 1: "Damn, she's hot"
Bro 2: " that's what I call a masturbabe. Where's the jergens?"
Bro 1:

by Gmoney1973 June 5, 2016

Masturbate March

This is when you masturbate every day for the month of March. It is also called #MasturbateMadness

John said he would never take part in Masturbate March ever again.

by PrincessKat November 1, 2019

kamikaze masturbate

A game where you call your parents and start masturbating, the catch is that you have to finish before they arrive

Yesterday I played kamikaze masturbate but I lost

by MasterBaiter December 14, 2014

masturbagel

the act of male masturbating using a bagel by inserting himself into the center hole and thrusting, as if it were a vagina

1. I haven't gotten laid in 6 months, so last night i decided to masturbagel.

by nabel August 11, 2009