masterbeader

Masterbeader is usually Melanie, but can be others that are well trained in jewelry making, beading techniques, and precious stone identification. All things beads (not anal though unless they're pink)

I was taught how to make a beaded necklace and bracelet by a masterbeader.

Melanie was the first masterbeader, coined the term and made it real.

She mastered seed bead weaving, chainmail, pearl and Mala knotting, stone wire wrapping, metaphysical stone meanings, all jewelry repairs, and more, therefore making her a masterbeader.

by Masterbeader#1 March 1, 2022

Masturbed

The act of being horrified of masturbation.

Jim was so masturbed he cut himself!

by funkyroadshow December 9, 2010

masturbark

To masturbate a dog.

Tom is masturbarking.

by erima January 19, 2008

masturbarto

one who engages in the severe act of holding the sausage hostage,YO!Formally known as choking the chode, beating the mince and also attending to the needs of the bung fritz.

That chap seems to have a serious case thy masturbarto....most likely from a lack of crumpets

by le-crumperto October 14, 2006

Masturbardo

Black men who love to see sex between animals. This word is using in the ethnical tribes of Kenia and Congo and then popularize a lot in the ghetto of that countries.

Geez men, you are a masturbardo.

by SopaDeCaballo April 18, 2018

MisterBeardo

A slightly taller older gentleman with grey in his massive beard. May be a little weird but still has a beard.

Did you see that MisterBeardo walking down the street? He has an awesome beard yo!

by gnuattitude May 30, 2013

masturbade

Masturbade is the product of masturbating (cum, jizz, semen, spunk, etc). This word is kin to marinade versus marinate. Marinate is a verb (He marinated the steak) and a marinade is a noun (He put the marinade on the steak).

It took him an hour to clean up the masturbade.

by marinader September 19, 2009