A mental illness caused by masturbating too much. The person is no longer able to recall whether he/she masturbated that day, or if it was in fact a different day. More common among the male crowd although women are not immune to this illness.
Oh man, my nut this afternoon was so thick! or wait... was that on monday? Damn, I must be getting masturdementia..
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John: Why is Jim always in his room at night ?
Joey: Because he's a masturdater! Duh!
John : A who?
Joey: Someone who has a nice day and evening and then jerks off at the end of the night.
Joey: Because he's a masturdater! Duh!
John : A who?
Joey: Someone who has a nice day and evening and then jerks off at the end of the night.
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modern version of foreplay; maturbation between mutual partners via webcam, usually accompanied by dirty talk via IM or phone
I met him through an online dating site, but have not met face-to-face yet...just did electronic masturdation.
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Example of Masturdebation:
I masturdebated with myself all morning...but in the end I just went back to bed, because I just didn't have the energy to dig out my porn collection.
I masturdebated with myself all morning...but in the end I just went back to bed, because I just didn't have the energy to dig out my porn collection.
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