A Canadian margarita is a sexual act in which a freshly harvested lily flower is dabbed around the rim of someone's asshole, followed by a dollop of cottage cheese, which is topped off with hot sauce. Once everything is in place and the table is set, all the contents are slurped up by tongue, all the ingredients must be consumed. This is roughly equivalent to boofing hot sauce.
Did you hear that last night Sam and Mary got Canadian margaritas and then gave them to the guys too?
by shemalabuh May 22, 2023
Get the Canadian Margarita mug.Margarette is one of the nicest things walking on earth. Sometimes she is too nice so people take advantage of her. She is easy to approach and her beauty attracts many people. Margarette is your perfect straight A student & has many friends. There isn't a day without someone complimenting her, although she doesn't see the beauty other people do, she never accepts the compliments but returns it back with kind words. She is a bundle of energetic joy and she's most likely seen as cute because of the way she acts and looks! Margarette is the type of friend to make sure everyone is ready before going on a trip, sometimes she's the baby of the group and everyone treats her like one.
If you're dating a Margarette then you are very lucky. Like said before, she's too nice so she has difficult times rejecting many people. She is a heartbreaker only for rejecting people and breaking up with people she never wanted to be with them in the first place, she just had a hard time rejecting them. But once she actually falls for someone, her whole life is prioritized into caring for their loved one (beside from grades.) Margarette is one to tease her partner but gets very flustered at the same time. Margarette acts innocent but she knows she is very dirty minded and it takes a while for her to get comfortable and show people that side. If your girlfriend is named Margarette, just go make out with her right now.
If you're dating a Margarette then you are very lucky. Like said before, she's too nice so she has difficult times rejecting many people. She is a heartbreaker only for rejecting people and breaking up with people she never wanted to be with them in the first place, she just had a hard time rejecting them. But once she actually falls for someone, her whole life is prioritized into caring for their loved one (beside from grades.) Margarette is one to tease her partner but gets very flustered at the same time. Margarette acts innocent but she knows she is very dirty minded and it takes a while for her to get comfortable and show people that side. If your girlfriend is named Margarette, just go make out with her right now.
Margarette: A being who can hug your heart.
When she receives a compliment - "Thank you but noooo! You're way gorgeous!"
Her being the mom of the friend group - "Guys come on! Get your stuff ready so we can go. Don't forget the water and snacks."
Her being the baby of the group - "Nooo I'm too scared, what if we get in trouble? I'll miss you guys sosososo much!!!"
When someone asks her out - "Oh! I uh appreciate your feelings for me very much! But uh I'm sorry. I'm not really looking for someone to date I'm really sorry, you can find someone else though! Please don't be sad."
How she acts around her partner - "Hey future husband/wife! I love you bye!"
When she receives a compliment - "Thank you but noooo! You're way gorgeous!"
Her being the mom of the friend group - "Guys come on! Get your stuff ready so we can go. Don't forget the water and snacks."
Her being the baby of the group - "Nooo I'm too scared, what if we get in trouble? I'll miss you guys sosososo much!!!"
When someone asks her out - "Oh! I uh appreciate your feelings for me very much! But uh I'm sorry. I'm not really looking for someone to date I'm really sorry, you can find someone else though! Please don't be sad."
How she acts around her partner - "Hey future husband/wife! I love you bye!"
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Margaret is as beautiful on the inside as she is on the outside. Margaret is radiant and smiles from the inside out. She lights up a room when she walks in. A girl of good character. She has the heart of an angel, shows compassion and encourages everyone around her. She is sincere, sensitive and kind. A sensual, graceful dancer. Margaret can be a bit clumsy which she demonstrates when she often falls off of her high shoes so be ready to catch her. Has a flare for fashion. Is usually a homecoming queen. Has a passion for life! Intelligent and discerning. A person you can trust with your heart. Guys gravitate towards her. She is old fashioned and will not chase guys but lucky is the guy who pursues her and wins her heart. Loyalty is one of her many attributes. margaret has a huge capacity for love. Be kind and you will win her heart forever. BUT be warned IF you are a cheater, a player, mean, hurtful, dishonest, rude or inattentive you will distroy her love for you. If you are ever lucky enough to have a margaret in your life then you have found a rare treasure. Cherish each and every moment with her like it is your last.
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Get the Margaret mug.A school in England filled to the brim with chavs who have an IQ in the negatives. If you do not conform, you will be bullied by the small-minded peeps of LMS. Oh, and things went to sh*t ever since the new headteacher came around. Muck-up day? Banned. House plays? Of course not! (Yep, she literally banned FUN).
If you roll your skirt up so high that everyone can see your arse, then you're considered the best thing since sliced bread. Otherwise, RIP.
If you roll your skirt up so high that everyone can see your arse, then you're considered the best thing since sliced bread. Otherwise, RIP.
Person 1: 'Those chavs are so annoying!'
Person 2: 'Eh, we must be close to Lady Margaret's School.'
Person 2: 'Eh, we must be close to Lady Margaret's School.'
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Get the Chocolate starfish margarita mug.An absolute cunt who was a disgrace to the people and the workers. An enemy of the Irish and the Argentines, someone who’s death was an absolute relief. Led the UK for 11 years too many.
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Margarita makes you laugh and forget everything around you. Once you see her you just fall for her and her beauty.
She’s also known as Frothy. Yeah, this is one here is for you and you only.
Margarita makes you laugh and forget everything around you. Once you see her you just fall for her and her beauty.
She’s also known as Frothy. Yeah, this is one here is for you and you only.
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