manbearpig

A figment of Al Gore's mathematically impaired creativity. Al Gore obviously did not pass high school mathematics.

half man + half bear + half pig = the mathematical monstrousity that is manbearpig

by beckhendrix February 5, 2007

manbearpig

A fictional character created by Al Gore in an episode of southpark. Gore creates manbearpig to get attention, and then later claims to kill him, thus making him the savior of southpark. Nobody cares.

"manbearpig is coming, and i am SUPER CEREAL"
-Al Gore

by slothshs May 15, 2006

MANBEARWHORE

similar to southpark's "manbearpig" a manbearwhore is a manwhore who, despite numerous attempts by women, will not be locked down by a relationship. manbearwhore's are usually of Russian decent, and despite their reputation, still attractive to women. Usually, women who feel the "challenge" to change a manbearwhore into a solid, relationship-type of guy. This typically ends in disappointment and frustration; as it is nearly impossible to turn a manbearwhore into a man who is welcomes monogamy.

"Roman has already slept with two ladies this evening, and is on his way to attempt a threesome with that stewardess from Miami. He is such a manbearwhore"

by ElFizzle March 8, 2010

Manbearbitch

A girl who has been single for a while, so one of her girlfriends tries to hook her up with one of her boyfriend's guys by telling them she's easy and is down to fuck. But, after seeing how fat and ugly she is, the guy runs away. The girl is described to be a fat, ugly slob, and who is usually slutty. She is oblivious to the fact that no one wants to fuck her.

Dude your girlfriend better not be hooking me up with manbearbitch again.

by Frankferter December 5, 2010

Merbear

Amazingly beautiful person

That chick is such a merbear.

by Bottobass February 10, 2009

Manbearpig

Manbear pig is a terrible beast that Al gore warned us all about but we wouldn't take him "serial". He tried to attack tourists in Colorado Spring's Cave of the Winds but Al Gore vanquished him. He is planning on making a movie about him and MBP so people will take him "super serial"

First it was GLobal Warning now its Manbearpig, he's just trying to spead awareness people.

by Chodey McChode May 9, 2006

manbeardyke

Another creature subject to Al Gore's poor math skills. A cousin of manbearpig, this one is half man, half bear, half super lesbo. Usually the butch in the lesbian relationship. It is often overly butch with characteristics such as:
-Large Biceps
-Plays Professional / Semi-Professional Football
-Really short hair (spikes optional)
-Could crush the average man into the ground with one swing of her bear claw

"Holy crap, did you see that?"
"No! What happened?"
"Another manbeardyke sighting!"

"You guys, I'm super duper serial! Manbeardyke really does exist!"

by 429mustang January 12, 2009