Panhandle Behavior

Murdering people close to you without any reasonable expectation of getting away with it.

No plan, no plot, just I'm going to kill her and when they ask me if I did it I'm going to say nope and then maybe that will work. Panhandle behavior at its finest.

by DeadInsideButStillPretty May 17, 2018

Panhandle Flapjack

The sexual maneuver whereby, whilst penetrating a female anus from a rear-entry position ("doggystyle"), the female utilizes the slack skin of the male's scrotum to stimulate the vulva and clitoris in an act of manual masturbation.

I was stuffin' my girl's dumper like a thanksgiving turkey when all the sudden she grabbed my coinpurse and gave herself a panhandle flapjack.

by The panhandle flapjacker January 3, 2010

Panhandle Cap

Panhandle Cap, originally a fictional character created by American author Nicole Moody, is now a euphemism for a person who represents any conglomeration of rural American and Western cowboy stereotypes, typically infused with one or more of the following characteristics: 1) a distrust of modern technology, social norms and politics; 2) a tendency to mask hostilities towards certain classes with alcoholism; 3) an inability to differentiate between adults and young children in everyday conversation.

My neighbor is sort of a Panhandle Cap because he tried to give my 8-year old son a whiskey sour in exchange for playing with his toy rattlesnake.

by McGee Hotro December 14, 2008

Puerto rican panhandle

The act of cumming in the hand of a latino.

Joe got so drunk on margaritas he Puerto rican panhandled a migrant worker while leaving a tip at cozumels last night.

by Scrotto Saggins November 19, 2012

mantangle

Two (or more) naked men coiled around each other in a passionate embrace.

ZUUL: hew are you sitting in levines lap gently stroking
his ginger locks?
Joanna: eeeeeeeeeew
ZUUL: they are spread eagle arms and legs and taints all in
a mantangle

by onlyZUUL January 17, 2008

manbander

Coined by Jim Rome, a term for a male over the age of 21 who is part of a boyband who makes music that is geared to young girls and teens. Just about every male in the boyband business continued doing so well after their 21st birthday.

They should be called The Backstreet Men because they are all over 21. They are manbanders.

by Marshall Rousso September 12, 2006

danhandle

Touching every piece of food available on a platter before making a selection.

I had my eye on those sesame bagels, but I lost my appetite after he danhandled every single one.

by notjenny July 18, 2007