Malta Goya

A substace so terrible that it's creators should be murdered, or worse, forced to drink it themselves.

Used for cruel games of truth - dare
Also used for cheap stomach pumpings

Example: 1. I dare you to drink this Malta Goya
2. I'ld rather impale myself on a fencepost like James did!

Example: 1. Dude! you just drank petrol
2. Woops, better get the malta goya out

by Ashier November 15, 2009

Malta Goya

The most disgusting substance imaginable. It is a reduced alcohol malt beverage manufactured in Mexico. In the U.S. it retails for about 35 cents per bottle. It tastes as if somebody mixed ovaltine and piss into a can of Mexican beer that has been sitting open in the sun for two weeks. A single sip to cause people to purposefully induce vomiting so that the bile and stomach acid will help burn away the aftertaste.

I can't believe he stabbed me in the back like that! When he isn't looking I am going to swap out his beer for a malta goya and my revenge will be complete!

by Uther Mandrell March 03, 2009

Malta Racing Moment

When one wants to cover up a spelling mistake by indicating that his finger slipped

Nathan: "Oops silly me that was a Malta Racing Moment"

by Dronzi May 21, 2021

malta national anthem

i dont really care if this is nikt the national anthem or not, but here it is anyhow.

L-INNU MALTI

Lil din l-art helwa, l-Omm li tatna isimha,

hares, Mulej, kif dejjem Int harist:

Ftakar li lilha bl-ohla dawl libbist.



Aghti, kbir Alla, id-dehen lil min jahkimha,

Rodd il-hniena lis-sid, sahha 'l-haddiem:

Seddaq il-ghaqda fil-Maltin u s-sliem.

by me is gut September 13, 2004

Malta Goya

When something crazy, surprising, or even scary happens, you yell Malta Goya!!! A crazy phrase.

(Someone really scares you), (you), ahhh Malta Goya!!!

Oh my Malta Goya!

by OneDirectionLover101 October 05, 2012

National Malta Morena Day

In April 13 is the Malta Morena Day, in this day you have to drink at least 2 sixpacks of Malta Morena

Hey marta today is the National Malta Morena day, so lets go to my house and enjoy a ton of Malta Morena

by The Bright Guy April 12, 2018

francesca malta

Francesca Malta is a beautiful person, with an amazing sense of humor but she doesnt like to be disrespected if you get in a fight with her she will tear you up. But she is a loyal sweet and caring friend whos always there for you.

Francesca Malta is soo pretty and she's such a nice friend!

by Ruby Bloss December 02, 2016