marheeef

An incredibly uncommon name, but the few that have it, are amazing, usually spectacular at basketball and most charming. When they hit puberty they usually end up with huge muscles and even better looks.

Wow, that "Marheeef" can ball.

by yeetcuh October 7, 2017

Meat Machete

Another term for the male sexual organ when it is utilized on a female that lets herself go and isn't neat and clean in her private area.

At the end of Bill's first date, he and Mary decided to get busy. Much to his surprise Mary didn't keep herself shaved in her private area so he had to use his meat machete to carve through the jungle of love.

by Bobby-Bob August 12, 2008

macheesemo

A manly man character that only cares about his body and women, with the exception that he is really a scumbag. Must be shirtless (or nude) at some piont. and have strange interactions with port-o-potties.

or;

a canned cheese mustache

OJ Briggs from Shabadelphia is macheesemo

by Don't you know February 5, 2008

moolie machete

An empty broken glass bottle, preferably of the 40 oz. malt liquor variety (or 32 oz., if you prefer Mickey's), that is used primarily in drunken, ghetto street fights. Can be quickly made by holding the neck and top of the bottle in one hand and giving it a swift, firm "whack" on a hard-edged surface, such as that of a front step.

Frank and his boys wouldn't quit running their mouths, so I grabbed my moolie machete and got ready to throw down.

by La'Rell August 31, 2017

daddy machete

Known as machete he found himself a big haxor in the swatting and ddos community

This guy also got passed around by every girl

But he fr needs to be stopped him and B1 are clowning every1

Daddy Machete/Machete

by Tha feds February 17, 2021

lil maceee

the best rapper ever

lil maceee is better than tupac and eminem

by gangsterjit March 2, 2023

Machete Gun

n. A large gun that shoots machetes. Many people are under the impression that this formidable weapon was used in the Vietnam War. Two versions are known to be in existence:
1.) the rapid fire machine machete gun; which can shoot up to 3 machetes per second.
2.) the sport/recreational version; more commonly available to the general population, this one must be manually loaded and cannot fire more than one blade at a time.

if you are looking to buy said weapon, keep in mind that ammo is extremely expensive.

"Dude, Kelli is such a bitch, i'd love to shank her with a freakin' machete gun!"

"Go kill yourself with a machete gun."

by xxGeorgina August 22, 2007