Lovechop

love chop (noun)

1. A person that has proven their love for you and always will. 2. A person that has walked into your life in a 0.3% chance out of seven billion, and stayed. 3. A person that puts someone else's needs before theirs. 4. A person that will always be there for you no matter what. 5. A person whom you can trust with any thought or emotion. 6. A person that is always right there by your side to help you tackle each and every obstacle you face. 7. A person that will take up their own personal time to assure anothers life will turn out just fine after a rough situation. 8. A person that has positively impacted your life in infinite ways.

*takes out ring* "will you be my lovechop?"

by Applecologolisque September 5, 2015

lovett - Doust

a man in prestine sexual condition, ready to lock and load at any time. this man to the untrained eye may look like a predator or even a molester, but to the women he looks like the man of their dreams. his conglomeration of various sexual positions and the way he performs them often leaves women astounded and begging for more, while still quivering from their last ride. but be careful, like every good train, they fall off the tracks, and when lovett doust does, you better watch out.

Roger: you wheeled 6 girls last night? AT THE SAME TIME?! wow if i didnt know any better i would think you were Lovett - Doust himself.
Karl: well thank you roger, that may be the finest compliment ive ever recieved.

by muddpuppy69 May 27, 2010

lovehole

Vagina

1st Man: What you doing tomorrow night
2nd Man: Her lovehole hopefully

by Saucy, Saucy, Saucy Jack December 15, 2010

Loveshack

A place for romantic, crazy-assed love...

Reinard and I went and spent the night in his Neoplane...it's one helluva loveshack...

by GinaAnnaGavone January 19, 2016

lovehatehero

quite possibly the best band you will ever listen to, hands down.

'She Puts the Ho in Homewrecker' is lovehatehero's best song, other than Amity.

by qwertyzxcvb May 15, 2008

lovecheese

Lumps of sweat and dead skin that accumulate under the breasts of a woman, a lot like male smegma.

She never washes, therefore she now has tons of lovecheese under her breasts!

by Pik October 29, 2006

Loneth

An absolute unit of a human, females quiver in the presence of this Chad. Any male within a 300km radius will instantly die just by acknowledging him.

Person 1: did you hear about Loneth?
Person 2: oh no...

Person 1: what?

Person 2: gomenesai
Person 1: *fucking dies*

by Loneth September 30, 2019