Stripper Lotion

Lotion, usually sold in bulk of 55 gallons or more to be installed in the preparation areas of mid to low class strip clubs. This lotion has a much higher concentration of perfume than standard lotion to mask the natural smell of the unwashed harlot and will also include glitter flakes which are invisible to all except a married woman. This glitter will glue itself to a man's beard because of sadness built into the lotion, making it impossible to remove.

John thought he was going to pull off a night at the strip club with friends but his wife busted him. She thought she noticed the smell of stripper lotion on him when he came home. It became all too obvious that he had come in contact with stripper lotion when she saw the faint pastel green fleck of stripper lotion glitter in his beard.

by stone definition August 6, 2014

Clam lotion

The oragsmic juice from a woman's vagina that collects on your balls.

PK- Man my balls are itchy as hell
CG- Mine are never itchy my girls clam lotion keeps mine soft as a babies ass. You must be doing the boss again!

by Clamer July 21, 2016

Lotion and Motion

The act of using lotion the masterbate vigorously with speed

Hey man I just got done with that lotion and motion.

by the maker August 10, 2016

Sea Lotion

Another word for Cum/Seamen

dude #1 - I was chillin with my girl n she couldn't take my baby gravy.

dude #2 - Yea my girl loves my Sea Lotion.
dude #1 - Sea Lotion?
dude #2- yea...she say's its salty as shit and is like a rich creamy lotion...Sea Lotion

by 413Smokey420 January 23, 2012

bo bo lotion

A slang name for semen.

"Hey I think she loves hot bo bo lotion".

by Dee Lac December 10, 2013

Two Ball Lotion

Refers to Male's ejaculate. The ejaculate created by the testes and the ejaculate commonly sprayed upon the face of a female recipient. Subsequently rubbed about her face and chest as if it were lotion.

This is an example of Two Ball Lotion properly used in a sentence. Your mom, the bukake lover, can't get enough of my Two Ball Lotion

by Long Duck Dong May 24, 2006

Lotionate

The act of putting on lotion

Man, my hands are dry. I need to lotionate.

by Jared Vinzant December 16, 2006