east longmeadow

A small town in the Springfield area of Western Massachusetts. A poorer version of their better neighbor, Longmeadow. Like Longmeadow, there are tons of white people and overpriced houses, but no Jews here and half the houses are average even though they cost like half a million dollars.

"East Longmeadow rocks man!"
"...you're kidding, right?"
"No, why would I be? I mean come on, this town is wicked cool!"
"...Bye."

by ELHSkid January 6, 2005

longmeadow

A town of Western Massachusetts noted as being an affluent community when in all actuality a majority of the town is nothing spectacular. Longmeadow does have an outstanding school system which attracts many people to the town. The athletic department has done quite well over the years. The mens' varsity lacrosse program was the crown jewel of the athletic department until the advent of other public schools offering lacrosse programs. As soon as competition appeared for the squad faded into obscurity. For roughly the past decade the football team has been the pride of the town having won numerous state titles or "Super Bowls" in recent years. The town is also noted for keeping just about every type of business out with the exception of banks, gas stations, Starbucks, Blockbuster, and the Gap. Not much fiscal development occurs in town and many residents find them shopping in nearby Springfield or East Longmeadow due to better prices. Did I mention the Jewish population weighs in around 40%? On the whole it's a nice place to live however many people who find themselves moving into town struggle with self-worth/-confidence/-esteem. Many Longmeadow residents take it upon themselves to stroke their egos by insulting neighboring East Longmeadow. The town does have a darker side which is found in gas stations where the children of the affluent commonly powder their noses. While it may seem that these kids are purchasing their cocaine with mommy and daddy's money they often engage in exchanging sex for drugs, granted not on a frequent basis.

Longmeadow sucks at lacrosse...Maller was a dick but at least they won with him...

by expatriate May 23, 2006

Longmeadowite

A person from the white suburbs of Longmeadow, MA. They can usually be found wearing a North Face jacket, pants that do not fit, an assortment of female-colored polos with popped collar, and typically hang out at "The Shops". A Longmeadowite usually drives a Mercedes or Lexus. some Longmeadowites can also be seen driving SUVs and Minivans. A Longmeadowite will/has try/tried to have a party, but resulted in the police breaking it up. they typically try to act "ghetto", by calling their hometown "Longghetto". Longmeadowites can also typically act snobbish, annoying, and obnoxious.

That guy was such a Longmeadowite.

by James Murray January 19, 2007

longmeadow

one of the richest towns in western mass. evryone there is extremely preppy and all the schools are like a reality t.v. show like laguna beach where everyone is way over dramatic. The people who live in longmeadow dont buy clothes from anywhere but abercrombie, american eagle, juicy couture, lacoste and other designer stores. Everyone there hangs out at "the shops" where they have a little sandwhich shop, friendlys, Caren and co. ( a store that sells lacoste and juicy and everything is over 50$), and Gap
everyone who lives in longmeadow will go to a IV league schools no matter how dumb they are. People there are extremely preppy and spend their lives shopping and partying.

"I live in longmeadow and i love it"

by gabby<3u July 29, 2008

Longman

A longman is typically an individual who chooses to elongate a particular task for the purposes of irritation or general ignorance of surroundings. This keeps with a popular emerging British tradition to add man or similar as a suffix to a regular verb to form a compound word such as 'fuckboy, wasteman, roadman'.

In Lehman's terms a longman is a man/women who takes overly long at any given situation with total disregard for responsibility.

'Longman' Luke: Sup man we still meeting for 9 later?
Jack: We said 7 mate , me and James are already heading to the pub
Luke: Sorry mate Im just chilling at the moment i cant get a lift until later
Jack: Stop being a 'longman' and walk you lazy ball bag

by Onyxspected420 July 14, 2016

The Longman Swallow

1) What the missionary position is called in Cockermouth, England.

2) When you put your dick in her mouth and finger her at the same time.

I went to Cockermouth and laid this british freak on her back and gave her The Longman Swallow!

She loves The Longman Swallow.

by Poud-Cake March 16, 2010

Longman

the act of ejeculating inside a sailor's bloody anus.

last night i gave scott a longman.

by Rachel Castillo July 1, 2008