pretty, preppy little town in connecticut. filled with upper middle class, xenophobic families who have trouble accepting anyone who they didnt go to daycare with. the parents are typically pretentious, judgemental assholes and the kids are socially awkward. girls can usually be seen wearing hollister and abercrombie and weigh about two pounds. the boys are significantly less attractive but wear the same tacky fashions. everyone hear bitches about how much their life sucks, which in a way it does, because there is legitimately nothing to do here. on occasion something REALLY exciting happens, like a girl almost gets abducted, or someone does drugs, but usually everyone sits around in their antique houses, being swallowed up by their boredom. although this may look lik e the perfect place to raise a family, do not move here unless you want a child so boring they have to make an effort to keep from drooling all over their size zero hollister shirt.
by why the hell do i need one June 30, 2008
Get the litchfield mug.
Girl you litchen
by Steve Wilson May 20, 2018
Get the Litchen mug.When you’re driving to litchfield with your date, you ask her to perform road head when you get on route 202. Once you hit Bantam lake and her mouth is balls deep on your cock, you slam the breaks unexpectedly and her head goes forward and hits the bottom of the steering wheel, knocking her unconscious and her jaw locks up. Now you have a nice locker for your meat while in litchfield.
John: did you get lucky at the end of the night?
Pat: well on the ride back to her place, I did give her the litchfield meat locker!
John: good job buddy
Pat: well on the ride back to her place, I did give her the litchfield meat locker!
John: good job buddy
by OneBiteEveryoneKnowsTheRules January 9, 2019
Get the Litchfield Meat Locker mug.Motorised wheelchairs that crash into each other and when they do they always make a kitty meow meow sound
by Pandapop1107 November 14, 2020
Get the Lischen mug.Motorised wheelchairs that crash into each other and when they do they always make a kitty meow meow sound
by Pandapop1107 November 14, 2020
Get the Lischen mug.Privileged white town, where everyone says the n-word. They also got mad furrys at the high school, the chill spot is Darrah pond where the boys love to smoke up.
The crackhead from Litchfield, NH
by GangGangrandomguy October 19, 2021
Get the Litchfield, NH mug.