Logistically Challenging Wank

A wank with some challenges.

For instance, your phone may be nearly out of battery, so you have to hold your phone and charger at a particular angle to keep it charging. The movement will dislodge the charger at the worst possible moment, with the risk of phone dying being a real threat.

"Bruh I had a logistically challenging wank last night, Jesus Christ it was more difficult than doing the Christmas shopping

by cancerisnotaverygoodthing November 21, 2018

Logistics Department

A department in the SCP Foundation that is enslaved to restock EVERTHING.

Person 1: What was that group called that refills the coffee machine?
Person 2: I think it was the Logistics Department.

by mhycro April 17, 2019

Logistic

Hilarious; tends to be used in a group linked to Michigan

“Bruh, that joke was so logistic.”

by Loyalixre August 17, 2019

Logistically irrelevant

Oh no I know it's logistically irrelevant and the way you said it makes it sound like something Mik said... Which is funny. But no. I know that but that doesn't stop them from being insatiable, fat cock obsessed, gremlins does it?

Hym "No I know it's logistically irrelevant that isn't the issue is it?"

by Hym Iam February 21, 2023

Logisticate

to provide the vision and overall direction for a task that will be completed by other people.

The Laundry will be picked up, sorted, pretreated, washed, dried, folded, pressed, hung and then delivered same day as per your wishes, but I'll be sure to check in with the team ahead of time to logisticate.

by David Noblez January 13, 2009

Logistical

A word commonly used by dumbfucks in place of the word "logical".

Girl: Stalking usually comes before anal rape.
Boy: Well, if you want to be logistical about it...

by Philstan January 16, 2009

lindstick

A word used to describe a person with ginger hair.

This word can be used when referring to someone who spends a lot of time in the gym and has extraordinarily large calves

There is a lindstick.
Did you see that lindstick in the gym this afternoon?

by girlak May 4, 2011