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Logistical Regression 

/ləˈjistikəl/ /rəˈɡreSH(ə)n/
A malapropism often said in error by someone unfamiliar with statistics. The speaker likely means "logistic regression"(logit regression, or logit model)
"Logistical regression" is said by one trying to sound like a smart data scientist. Hearing this may trigger contempt for the speaker.
Carter's boss, Chris, told him in Error to make a report using "logistical regression" modeling.

Leftisticle 

A woke Leftist Liberal who is privileged, entitled, and borders on extremism. A select few have their heads so high up in the clouds that they have no idea about the ground reality. They live in a bubble and can throw a hissy fit when their bubble is burst.
Example 1.
Person 1: Dude, my placard is so dope! I'll show 'em illiterates how to protest!

Person 2: Yo, Anurag, take a chill pill, man. Don't be a Leftisticle.

Example 2:

Celeb 1: Hey bro, wanna go hijack a rally for some quick PR?
Celeb 2: Right on!

Twitter: #BoycottLeftisticles

Example 3:

Person 1: There is so much intolerance in this country!

Person 2: Hmm...By the way, weren't you supposed to call Aman?
Person 1: That Sanghi Bhakt! Fuck him, fuck people who don't take a stand, fuck that senior actor who is quiet on the issue, fuck that supporting actor who spoke on the issue, arrrgghh!
Person 2: Um, tolerence?
Person 1: Fuck you too, beeyatch!
Person 2: Enough already! Don't be a Leftisticle!
Leftisticle by Krantikaari Naari January 8, 2020

Logistically Challenging Wank 

A wank with some challenges.

For instance, your phone may be nearly out of battery, so you have to hold your phone and charger at a particular angle to keep it charging. The movement will dislodge the charger at the worst possible moment, with the risk of phone dying being a real threat.
"Bruh I had a logistically challenging wank last night, Jesus Christ it was more difficult than doing the Christmas shopping

Logistically irrelevant 

Oh no I know it's logistically irrelevant and the way you said it makes it sound like something Mik said... Which is funny. But no. I know that but that doesn't stop them from being insatiable, fat cock obsessed, gremlins does it?
Hym "No I know it's logistically irrelevant that isn't the issue is it?"
Logistically irrelevant by Hym Iam February 21, 2023

Legistical 

The feeling of being or something else is so legit that you can help be in shock because of the sheer legitness of the thing

Legit +mystical=legistical
that art piece in Ms.Fox's room is legistical.

I'm too legistical
Legistical by slap525 October 25, 2012

Logistical 

A word commonly used by dumbfucks in place of the word "logical".
Girl: Stalking usually comes before anal rape.
Boy: Well, if you want to be logistical about it...
Logistical by Philstan January 16, 2009