by R@ndomProf@nity May 22, 2004
Get the excuses are like assesmug. Quote of rapper Lil Bibby in his remix of Faneto by Cheif keef, meant to be said towards females saying your better than their boyfriend
by L.Harris July 28, 2016
Get the Yo boyfriend smell like ass and he brokemug. by I, Wreckerrr November 2, 2016
Get the Smells like monkey assmug. by Dr Bunnygirl August 11, 2019
Get the smells like cow assmug. by RavenX May 13, 2003
Get the smells like foot & assmug. by Bambi September 24, 2004
Get the drives like my assmug. A way to describe how you run when you are very much in a hurry to get to one place, person, or thing, or to get away from something or someone or to leave your current location.
1. "Dude you're telling me you have the beer shits? Hurry up, run like your ass is on fire, and find a poopalorium before you'll end up in the biggest embarrassment of your life!"
2. When LCpl. William alligator armed the grenade he tried to throw at a group of Iraqi insurgents and it fell six feet short of him, he knew he had to take off running like his ass was on fire to avoid being sent home in a coffin draped in his own country's flag, being injured for life, or worse, being buried like a dead animal by the insurgents he was combating with.
Mark H. UD contributer since last February.
2. When LCpl. William alligator armed the grenade he tried to throw at a group of Iraqi insurgents and it fell six feet short of him, he knew he had to take off running like his ass was on fire to avoid being sent home in a coffin draped in his own country's flag, being injured for life, or worse, being buried like a dead animal by the insurgents he was combating with.
Mark H. UD contributer since last February.
by Mark H April 6, 2005
Get the like your ass is on firemug.