LightSwitch

To cut someone off.

That girl kept playing me like I was dumb, lightswitch.

by Zephyr Amadeus August 17, 2017

Indestructible Lightswitch

Oops! Sorry Daniel Radcliffe. I see now how I'm the handstand guy and not the you.

Hym "Really. That's what it's like. You are trying to use trickery, pretending, and emotional appeals on an indestructible lightswitch... That ISN'T... EVER... GOING TO WORK. I... Am not an indestructible lightswitch... I am just a guy... Talking to a retard... Telling you that if you want the light to be ON... You have to flip the switch up, stupid."

by Hym Iam March 20, 2025

Lightswitch

A person who loses all interest in sex, and/or just wants to sleep, immediately after their orgasm.

Gary: She was so mad, once I popped I just wanted a nap.
Dave: Dude, you're such a lightswitch!

by VWriter February 22, 2023

lightswitch

To remove someone from you're circle, i.e. to cut off.

I got tired of her flaky ass breh, always lying and running around with them lame cats, lightswitch.

by Zephyr Amadeus August 14, 2017

lightswitch screamer

Basically anybody who does that thing on rollercoasters where they scream, stop and process for a second and then start screaming again repetively until the ride's over

"Yo, did you cry on the ride"
"No, but I'm a lightswitch screamer"
"The fuck is that"
"you know how you flicker a lightswitch, its like on and off screaming constantly"

by waldildo July 29, 2018

Flipping The Lightswitch

When you repeatedly flick a woman's clitoris, similar to the action of flipping a light switch.

"It's pretty dark in here, mind flipping the lightswitch?"

by Hydro pumper September 6, 2015

Lightswitched

Doing everything and anything to give an epileptic person a severe epilepsy in retaliation for whatever they do to you.

Jennifer: So then then Thor kills Thanos and-

Trish: *Flicks light switch on and off, flashes phone camera repeatedly, and plays a high pitch tone* Eat shit and get Lightswitched, Jennifer! Thats what you get for spoiling Endgame for me!

Jennifer: *Basically braindead in an epileptic seizure*

by T.H.E. J July 24, 2025