laurizzle

when a horny girl farts on the mans penis.

Man: "oh baby that feels sooo good."
*pfffft*
Woman: "OH MAN!!! WOOPS!!! I LAURIZZLED!"
Man: "well at least you are horny!"

by Stuart Gizzard January 9, 2008

Lafritz

Lafritz's are usually the "bad" type. meaning they CANNOT stay loyal to any man they ever get with. it goes the same way with the Males. they are un-loyal. if you ever have to deal with a Lafritz, may god have mercy on your soul.

no dude dont she is a Lafritz, you will end up deep in the whole.

by Slim23 July 25, 2011

Laurita

pretty and smart lady. be grateful if you have a laurita in your life. she is a tough and bad ass woman that will take any challenges in her life

person 1: “have you seen the new worker? i think her name is laurita.”

person 2: “yeah she’s so nice and smart i wish i was like her”

by premium November 30, 2021

Laurits

Ginger

Laurits is a ginger

by xXx_urmomfat_xXx April 29, 2021

lauritzen

bro'n it out, lovin the cack, or any form of pole smokin

"wow that strumpet was lauritzen me all night long"

by mdog22 April 18, 2008

Laurits

A cheese production located in Denmark.

Ey, hit me up at Laurits'.

by Hedgehog Johnny UK February 28, 2017

laurits

An awesome and very attractive person with a large penis

He's penis is so big, he's name must be Laurits

by BigDickJohn666 March 14, 2017